RJC 💀

One of these days, the clocks will stop & time won't mean a thing.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

HOT TAKE: gender-neutral language often ends up erasing women, not empowering them. when “mother” becomes “birthing parent,” it’s not inclusive, it’s dehumanizing.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

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[RJC 💀 @BeccaCrossman]

Ticketmaster are the biggest pile of shit ever

[Jaack @Jaack]

Tyson Fury retiring from boxing is the exact same energy as when I text my mates saying I’m not drinking again after a big night

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

[DA MENACE🫐 @ricandamenace1]

dam ima look dumb as shit

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

“And then Trump won for a second time, but all the while the UK had learned that Gary Barlow’s son was massive, which then became a national priority.”

[laura-blaise @BlaisinSquad]

have never felt deeper parasocial betrayal than dave grohl cheating on his wife

[tess @tessiconic]

When I’m 3 drinks in and I hear someone light a cigarette https://t.co/qey0gucwOc

[Musa Adnan @MusaAdnan]

He’s against immigration.

He can’t get a job.

Doesn’t realise that his inability to get a job is his own fault.

You can’t make this stuff up.

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

If you’ve ever dated a man who’s the only child or the baby in the family, you’re stronger than the marines

[Martyn @martyn0204]

So there is now a go fund me page set up for Jay Slater who is missing in Tenerife? It has reached £18k.. cracks me up that people are donating £200-300 a time 🤣🤣 maybe the money can go to the NHS for the surgeons that saved the boys life that he butchered with a machete 🤷‍♂️

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Don’t vote Tory

[chase @_chase_____]

having a sister in the medical field is so funny. she’s like “today i delivered a baby and assisted in a surgery that will fundamentally improve someone’s quality of life” and i’m like “i made a spreadsheet worse than how i found it”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me coming home after being friendly and social all day:

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

#Budget2024