I'm lucky that even with today's issues @O2 still managed to message me to remind me to top up this morning, otherwise I'd have been without internet all day. Oh wait...
@DaWolfey Your evil plan on behalf of all mankind failed - my sundried tomatoes and pickled peppers will have to remain uneaten a while longer. The olives were kind enough to let me in.
@Radarkbone@DaWolfey @qualeboy It's only natural to feel a little nervous in these situations, but I'm sure they'll be very gentle, and of course the oil will help keep things comfortable. Just relax and enjoy, and be sure to give as good as you receive.
@DaWolfey@Radarkbone @qualeboy , that they were all having a wonderful time. Not wanting to dwell on the disturbing images though she went back to her completely unrelated fantasy involving @Witt0, a tub of Twiglets and various kitchen utensils.
@DaWolfey ...he said commandingly to @Radarkbone and @qualeboy as he finished spreading almond oil over their glistening bodies and loosened their restraints.