Darren Wolfe

Person who tweets sometimes.
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[Darren Wolfe @DaWolfey]

Reader? I did!

[Darren Wolfe @DaWolfey]

I have a wireless mouse for my desktop - the first I have owned in my entire mouse owning life - which I have just switched off.
Will I remember this in the morning? Let's find out.

[Darren Wolfe @DaWolfey]

@TomHulme79 Did anyone swear on the Gove edition of the Bible

[Richard DeDomenici @DeDomenici]

New Prime Minister @Keir_Starmer’s victory speech reminded me a little bit of this pep talk by Steve Fleming from The Thick of It.
🗳️
#GE24 #GE2024 #GeneralElection24
#GeneralElection2024
#KeirStarmer #SteveFleming
#TheThickOfIt

[Darren Wolfe @DaWolfey]

@Wangleberry Nice try, but you'll never know if I am or not

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@Wangleberry in conclusion, (thing) is a land of contrasts

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #EUROVISION 2025.

[Darren Wolfe @DaWolfey]

@thetvroom @BBCRadio2 Maybe they were going to play this year's (now disqualified) Dutch entry.?

[Darren Wolfe @DaWolfey]

It's Christmas time, so say Amen
Because we use, the Julian
Simply having an Orthodox Christmas Time

[Gamechamp @Gamechamp3k]

husband: for christmas I got you this hairbrush
wife: oh no! I sold my hair so I could get you a ticket to see the great clown pagliacci
husband: but wife

[Darren Wolfe @DaWolfey]

@10DowningStreet The courts interpret legislation Parliament creates and apply it to the real world instead of the Westminster bubble of self aggrandising vote-chasers mugging to the public.
Sovereign doesn't mean unchecked.

[Darren Wolfe @DaWolfey]

When I was younger, I held the notion that humans were becoming more enlightened as societies threw out old laws that were unjust, cruel and intolerant - a battle for improvement, slowly pushing onward.
I now know this to be 100% wrong. It's cyclical, and we are spiraling down

[Darren Wolfe @DaWolfey]

@peterwalker99 "If you want an (ahem) for a neighbour, vote Liberal or Labour". The hate never went away, just the language changed.

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@beardyman Community Note: Yes there are.

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@beardyman on pigeon street

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@The_Gazette This article is grotesque. It's from a gambling website and "optimistic" is a thinly-veiled cover for "targetable audience who will gamble out of desperation and hopelessness"

[Darren Wolfe @DaWolfey]

@bennjordan Looks like it's finally time for the comprehensive footpedal showdown!

[Darren Wolfe @DaWolfey]

I hope the person who starts an all-ai generated porn site calls is onlygans

[Darren Wolfe @DaWolfey]

@BBCSounds For the better. The tyranny of the judges picking all the boring songs and crushing the countries who Get Eurovision is over.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Sadly King Charles just fell at Becher’s Brook and has had to be destroyed. #Coronation