Becca Koz

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[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

I have a note in my phone of news/pop culture events that I KNOW my dad would’ve loved to call me up and chat happily about. Most recently:
Tommy DiVito
Taylor dragging Kim K as times person of the year
A video of an orchestra eating hot peppers and playing a full song

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Incase anyone was wondering, Collin is a loud and proud Swiftie.

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Every Sunday Collin and I get Halal food and watch football while I explain which players are trending on TikTok and twitter - it’s my favorite thing

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

One of Collin’s “beige flags” is that he refers to chips and salsa as “chips and dip” and every single time my french onion heart breaks bc WHO CALLS SALSA “DIP”!?

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Collin is taking care of me while I don’t feel good and I told him he wasn’t being a nice nurse and his response was “that’s because I’m one of those angel of death nurses” - if I don’t make it thru this cold, it was him that took me out

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

@Amanda_Lee15 Lmaoo collin had to run and bring me the garbage last night too 😅😅

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

@Amanda_Lee15 See ya Thursday betch!!💕

[Nieltown @nieltown]

Excuse me, are these apples and bananas? I ordered eeples and baneenees

[minahil @baedotdoe]

I get nauseous for 20 seconds and be asking god to end my life I am not one of his strongest soldiers

[trash jones @jzux]

by 30 you should have:

-started just kind of winging it

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Sometimes you just need to watch all three Men in Black movies. Back to back to back

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

*Starts making decent money for the first time*
The Universe: "Money is worth less now"

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

NEW RULE: Every time a Republican votes against gay marriage, we get to see their pornhub history.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

So a $700 billion bailout for the banks, an $80 billion bailout for the auto industry, a $50 billion bailout for the airlines and a $3 trillion Fed bailout for the stock market are all "capitalism" but unemployment checks are "socialism?"

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

why are edibles always like cookies and candy and such. what if i want psychoactive ham

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Nobody gets my mental health struggles like my dad did. Today was one of those days where I would’ve called him, probably crying, and not being able to made it feel so much worse. Two min ago I found a dime, thanks for picking up the phone bob💕

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

@sarkoz110 SHE STOHMP

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Collin and I are going to a wedding on Saturday and the biggest question is : do I try self tanner

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Collin makes fun of me bc my first solution to fixing anything is to unplug it and plug it back in / turn it off and back on … JOKES ON HIM GUESS WHO JUST FIXED THE WASHING MACHINE

[Becca Koz @BeccaKoz]

Why is it when I crawl myself to a manageable financial position and finally start to feel comfortable, I get absolutely FUCKED.