a pleasure to have in class

ah no, es un elote

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

asked a german friend if he had any suggestions re my wrinkles and he said "accept that we're on a downward trajectory towards decay"

[brewster @brewsternova]

When you’re in the movie theater people start inventing new ways to cough

[Elle 🦇 @gothamcityelle]

how does one even go about finding beta readers. i feel like if you’re writing something niche then there’s like zero options!! always been fascinated by the concept… i’ve been writing and editing and posting by my lonesome the past three years !!!

[a pleasure to have in class @Beccanthropy]

I occasionally stick my head in here if it appears that new Star Wars stuff is happening. I am unable to determine whether new Star Wars stuff is in fact happening.

[a pleasure to have in class @Beccanthropy]

I got new glasses. They make everything look weird. Walking into a wall is on the agenda for tomorrow (can squeeze it in for 2 PM if I reshuffle some appointments)

[a pleasure to have in class @Beccanthropy]

ngl, I’d be all over that Ben Solo movie

[a pleasure to have in class @Beccanthropy]

*pokes head in* this place is still a dumpster fire, but apparently there’s a Star Wars thing happening?

[a pleasure to have in class @Beccanthropy]

I will never understand why so many people wanted to watch a toilet brush fight a 60-year-old man

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

let's talk about how assless chaps should fit 🧵

[a pleasure to have in class @Beccanthropy]

Halloween is over, get out

[a pleasure to have in class @Beccanthropy]

@TerribleMaps I’ve met a number of Slovenians and none of them were green. They all just had, like, normal skin colours.

[a pleasure to have in class @Beccanthropy]

The off-the-shelf unpainted product:

[a pleasure to have in class @Beccanthropy]

I haven’t done any crafty things in years, so I bought a wooden pumpkin sign from the dollar store and painted it. The final result isn’t perfect, but I’m still reasonably happy with how it turned out.

[a pleasure to have in class @Beccanthropy]

@Rainmaker1973 Mmmm…Mongolian fart haggis.

[🐝🏛🐎🛷 @DealSled]

One of the coolest things Brooks Brothers did in somewhat recent times was sell this set of 44 polos for $2000 with one click, I wish they would bring this back

[a pleasure to have in class @Beccanthropy]

@HomersBestBits The sound the fish makes when he sits on it sent me into gales of laughter as a kid.

[a pleasure to have in class @Beccanthropy]

@exploding_girl he has a Ph.B.

[a pleasure to have in class @Beccanthropy]

@CSMFHT What is that thing on the floor next to them? It looks like a miniature Chewbacca with an umbilical cord.

[a pleasure to have in class @Beccanthropy]

I like to imagine it abandoning its post & tiptoeing downstairs for a midnight snack.

ROBOT: [tries to open plastic clamshell cake package, is startled by its loud noise, drops it]

ROBOT [flailing & slipping in cake]: Shit! SHIT!

OWNER [upstairs]: Wha? Help! Home invasion!

[Southland Post @SouthlandPost]

The new Tesla Robot will watch you sleep overnight and monitor your breathing, heart rate, sleep patterns, and it will also protect you from any home Invasions.