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[Beccasaurus @Beccasaurus1]

Happy mini Friday to all my fellow corporate drones!!

[Beccasaurus @Beccasaurus1]

“She jingles. That’s how you know the love is coming.” -my brother on my dog’s noisy collar

[Beccasaurus @Beccasaurus1]

@Lightning100 @PilgrimageFest Justin Timberlake round 2

[Netflix @netflix]

you have $15 to spend on the perfect man

$300 - is well read
$200 - smells terrific
$400 - snappy dresser
$10 - fights for the love of his life
$4 - has solid relationship with his best friend
$1 - is shrek
$500 - human

[Beccasaurus @Beccasaurus1]

Having a great time tonight! #BeerBandsAndBingo

[Beccasaurus @Beccasaurus1]

Yay trivia! #l100trivia

[Beccasaurus @Beccasaurus1]

@AltNashville @battleonair @Imaginedragons My dog! Gotta follow Barbra Streisand’s example

[Beccasaurus @Beccasaurus1]

@AltNashville @battleonair @Imaginedragons

[callie @callieshayeeex3]

guys!!! if i get 500k retweets this can happen for me!! please help out 💙💙 thank you all!!! #CalliesMetsProm

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

The vegans need to be stopped...

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

PSA

[Beccasaurus @Beccasaurus1]

"Where's your 'hopped the wall at rehab' spirit?" --my sister as she hazes me at happy hour

[Beccasaurus @Beccasaurus1]

"Where's that 'jumped the wall at rehab' spirit?" --my sister as she's hazing me at happy hour

[YouShouldTweetThat @nothinbutwining]

Will bone for honey barbecue @ChickfilA

[Beccasaurus @Beccasaurus1]

Today I put my dog on a workout regimen. I don't know if this is #peakdogmom or a #lowpoint

[Beccasaurus @Beccasaurus1]

If I ever get married there will be no dj at my wedding just the Shrek soundtrack on repeat

[Beccasaurus @Beccasaurus1]

A Michael Jackson lifetime movie is coming out on Memorial Day!!! This is not a drill!!!!

[Beccasaurus @Beccasaurus1]

@gwetherbeast Hate to break it to you but that's not just limited to GA Tech

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS