YouShouldTweetThat

ramblings of a drunken idiot

[YouShouldTweetThat @nothinbutwining]

“It’s so fucking pure the Virgin Mary bathed in its waters”

[SEC stephen @henstepping]

me being born in 97 and saying i’m a millennial or gen z based on what fits me better at the time

[ari @ar1e11e]

bro i need a boyfriend bc what the fuck is putting air in my tires. like how the fuck

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Just found out about taxes. Not for me, thank you though🖤

[TATIANNA @TATIANNANOW]

I know I’m a basic bitch but I really enjoyed the immersive experience of dining at the Rain Forest Cafe

[YouShouldTweetThat @nothinbutwining]

“You shouldn’t drink white claws they’re really carbonated”
“I don’t even drink uncarbonated water you know that”

[YouShouldTweetThat @nothinbutwining]

“How many engineers does it take to make a power hour video chat?”

[YouShouldTweetThat @nothinbutwining]

@gwynnnnw Blocked

[YouShouldTweetThat @nothinbutwining]

“A compilation of vines is a vineyard, change my mind”

[Brody Edwards @Brody_Edwards24]

doing taxes is so easy idk what you guys are talking about
Step 1: get your W-2’s
Step 2: give them to your dad
i don’t know what so hard about that.

[Corporate Fuckup @jessicalogic]

Real talk: do I bring my plastic bag filled with other plastic bags with me when I move, or do I restart the collection in my new home?

[YouShouldTweetThat @nothinbutwining]

“As a material science major, I feel like I’d make a good counterfeiter”

[YouShouldTweetThat @nothinbutwining]

It’s the only way to wake up

[YouShouldTweetThat @nothinbutwining]

“It’s not questionable it’s just dangerous”