Beck Anderson

on hiatus until this place finds its chill

[Beck Anderson @BeckAndersonID]

@jhwill @kenzianidiot Absolutely yes.

[Beck Anderson @BeckAndersonID]

@rockerskating OMG. 😆

[Beck Anderson @BeckAndersonID]

Should I bring the #Paris2024 logo to my stylist for my next cut? 💇🏻‍♀️💇🏻‍♀️💇🏻‍♀️

[Beck Anderson @BeckAndersonID]

@rockerskating 🤣

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

No idea why AirBnB’s business is suffering. Anyway last time I stayed at one I forgot to separate garbage and recycling and the owner shot me with a bow and arrow

[💙Jillian Hurley @JillianMHurley]

1/2

This is the photo Amazon sent to confirm my delivery.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

When you got in trouble for wearing spaghetti straps to school and the teachers would make you put on something from the lost and found

[Beck Anderson @BeckAndersonID]

I like how when you get a seat in a coffee shop then you get to act like a long term resident—chuckle at the newcomers when they ask for the Wi-Fi password, tsk tsk when they don’t know where the dish bin is—when you just did ALL the same stuff ten minutes ago.
#local #coffee

[NBA @NBA]

“There’s no failure in sports. There’s good days, bad days, some days you are able to be successful, some days you are not, some days it is your turn, some days it’s not. That’s what sports is about. You don’t always win.”

Giannis comments on “failure”

[Beck Anderson @BeckAndersonID]

@knjgIoss @jimmyfallon

[Beck Anderson @BeckAndersonID]

Lord, grant me the motor skills to keep me from wearing my avocado toast.

[Beck Anderson @BeckAndersonID]

@JDT19 @RufflsNRstr8nts @Foolish_Writer @AuthorCMichaels @elenaaitken @JillShalvis @FunnyLaughter1 @RuthieCardello @MorelandMelanie @LHCosway @smlumetta @KBrombergDriven Happy weekend to you too! 💙

[Beck Anderson @BeckAndersonID]

I’d like to pull a Phoebe’s mom from Friends and pretend that #AlchemyOfSoulsEp20 didn’t exist, please.
@netflix

[Beck Anderson @BeckAndersonID]

@rockerskating 🙌🙌🙌

[heathermcbreenwrites @heatherjoymc]

One of my bridesmaids just broke up with her bf who was supposed to come to my wedding & I was sad for her for about 3 seconds until I remembered that her hs crush will also be at the wedding (single) and I'm now more committed to this 2nd chance romance than to my own marriage

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Apollo. He has picked the least efficient way to cool off. But it is the most fun. 14/10

[Beck Anderson @BeckAndersonID]

@Celia_Reaves @authorsuec Same. Past tense of misle. ;)

[Rick Palacios Jr. @RickPalaciosJr]

Wild #Boise home price chart. Likely one of the first markets that'll flip negative. Rate of change going pretty fast opposite way now.

[Dalton Baker @bakeryfreshhh]

Due to inflation my love will now be costing a thing