Tristan

Not a Dua Lipa stan account but that’s subject to change. Black Lives Matter.

[Tristan @BeckNotPeck]

@PvssyItch @JazzSmoothest @itspoker13 @grovymango @violentnympth You’re so right

[Tristan @BeckNotPeck]

@tylerdaguerre https://t.co/zhopahRm5l

[Tristan @BeckNotPeck]

@EdCarrisdead @DUALIPA YOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

This is one of my favorite stories of all time.

A married couple discovered a photo of themselves from 11 years before they met. Xue and her now-husband Ye were photographed together in 2000 as teenagers, but they only found out about it after getting married!

In the summer of 2000, they both visited May Fourth Square in Qingdao, China. Several years later, while going through photos of a younger Xue to compare her resemblance to their daughters, Ye stumbled upon the picture.

As soon as Ye saw the photo, he instantly recognized himself. He recalled, "I remember her mentioning that she had been to Qingdao, and coincidentally, I had also visited Qingdao and taken pictures at the May Fourth Square. When I saw the photo, I was completely surprised, and I got goosebumps all over my body... it was the exact pose I used for taking photos. I even took a picture from a different angle but in the same posture."

[Tristan @BeckNotPeck]

Fact: Joe Rogan and Toby Maguire’s voices are coming out of his mouth at the same time

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

2 years later and I can finally talk about this ⬇️

[Tristan @BeckNotPeck]

@sofiablossoms I knew you were trouble is 8/10 I guess but like nah I just be hatin tbh

[Tristan @BeckNotPeck]

How in the fuck did my 6 yo sister hit me with the “are you married to anyone yet?”

[Tristan @BeckNotPeck]

@sofiablossoms I personally have two brains or something and can just kinda get in the car and dissociate and then suddenly its like “wait I’m here now how did that happen?”

[Tristan @BeckNotPeck]

So you’re telling me when I open my social media folder to get on twitter I’m supposed to immediately click the X and not spend 20 seconds going “where the fuck is the bird?”

[Tristan @BeckNotPeck]

@sofiablossoms @Dexerto It’s because mechanically speaking it’s mostly a 1 to 1 copy paste of D&D into a video game.

[Tristan @BeckNotPeck]

Isn’t this an episode of Whose Line is it Anyway?

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

The Microsoft Windows 1995 launch party will never not make me laugh.

[Tristan @BeckNotPeck]

Honestly might be the end times for me. First off, Panda Express gave me two cookies so they called me fat for ordering one (1) plate. Second, the first cookie’s fortune said “You’re only as old as you feel” so they called me old. Third, the second cookie had no fortune.

[Tristan @BeckNotPeck]

EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME BUT I JUST SAW BEN SHAPIRO LITERALLY COME OUT OF THE CLOSET???

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

what part of the human brain is this meant to light up. what is it doing to the people who enjoy it. are they watching exclusively this or is it an "on in the background" type deal. what in the hell is going on