Meh Curie

I’m boring and tweet bullshit.

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

Men are stupid but I like their body weight on top of me

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

@anxietymsgs An 8 inch dick and a box of chocolates

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@caribelli Drink and fuck

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

A lady big just flew onto my wrist at 10:55pm. wtf is it doing out at this hour. Probably a man bug. I blew it off my wrist. Definitely a man bug. Asshole.

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

Bro…. I’m fluent in gummy bear dominoes
Check yo’self.

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

I’m drinking my sins away tonight… join me… the water’s fine

[ꜱᴛʏɢɪᴀɴ @xstygianx]

Turns out, go fuck yourself. 🖕🏻✌🏻

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

@FFmaxhyde Ooooh he’s a Travis? I never noticed before

[🏴‍☠️ How YOU Doin 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber]

The moon is out here looking like a sexy bitch tonight

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

@DreamsSarcastic Might tell my giant my username and hope for the best

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

@ash_isawitch My bitch be wildin

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

@HauntedDolly Samsies

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

@FirecrackerKatt Church

[💥Katt💥 @FirecrackerKatt]

My ex-husband now has a receding hairline that matches his wife’s.

Praise be to Jesus.

Praise be.

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

@CrazyVibes_1 Forget about the baby….That mofo was double cheeked up on a Thursday

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

My biggest insult is equally telling someone I’ll catch them on the flip side or telling them congratulations on being americas next top model.

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

I’m at that Shia LaBeouf bourbon balance. Everything is Crystal. Fucking. Clear.

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

I’m at drink# take my socks off and not my panties

[X🇨🇦 @FFmaxhyde]

Nah I don't really fucking apologize for the way I am, it's fucking intentional.

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

Jesus fucking Christ. Why are grapes harder to swallow than dicks….

[Meh Curie @BeckQuerels]

I’m drunk. Which way do I swipe? Left for ick and right for dick?