Becky Phillips

Wine enthusiast.

[Becky Phillips @Becker1989]

Cannot believe the Wibbly Wobbly Wonder slander on this week's @dadwroteaporno ! They were the most iconic ice pop of my youth #mydadwroteaporno

[Becky Phillips @Becker1989]

Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air.
-Plath- Lady Lazarus #feels #InternationalWomensDay

[Becky Phillips @Becker1989]

I am wholeheartedly sickened I cant strike today. Right on to everyone who is! #InternationalWomensDay #repealthe8th

[Becky Phillips @Becker1989]

yes! https://t.co/ZzccOx1o5a

[Who dusky @momahony_]

Melanie Phillips herself has a tenuous claim to existence, having been born only in 1951.

@MelanieLatest @thetimes

[Becky Phillips @Becker1989]

Just watched the #BruceJennerInterview , how incredibly brave and inspiring. Love and acceptance is what the world needs #BravoBruce

[amir @blumenfeld]

New Episode of "If I Were You" with special guest @joshruben ! Our friends are funny: http://t.co/Aj2dns3zkU

[Becky Phillips @Becker1989]

Just listening to #jakeandamir #ifiwereyou with @joshruben and it's so good. That dude is hilarious.

[Knight of Reason @KnightOfReason]

If you don't drink I'm going to assume that you have dark secrets you don't want to blurt out while drunk.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

I just want to be rich enough to purchase and fully stock a liquor cabinet.

[Withnailizer @Withnailizer]

Withnail: "Have you got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?"

[Withnailizer @Withnailizer]

I: "He's right Withnail. Look at him . His mechanisms gone. He's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners."

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

I think they should rename part of Charles de Gaulle airport the "Depardieu Lounge".

[Liz Buckley @liz_buckley]

Didn't make it to the gym again. That's the twentieth year in a row.

[Jacob Calverley ₂²₂ @JacobCalverley]

@JandAQuotes "Correctanundo, the olyntics"

[Adam @AdamVazquezFFS]

@JandAQuotes 'If words piss you off this much, you have a seriously psychological problems. I'm not keeding man'.

[Luke Metzler @LukeMetzler]

"Why do you have a fake ID??? You're 28 years old!"
"I wanted to be from Nebraska!"
#jakeandamir

[Becky Phillips @Becker1989]

@ConorMardell go fuck yourself steamer

[john's fine thx @juanadog]

Me: Are they edible?

Her: The roses?

Me: The red ones, yeah.

Her: I guess, but most...

Me: A dozens then. HUSTLE UP!!
*claps twice*

[✨ ʇʍoǝɯǝɔɐds 🤡 Emote commissions : OPEN @spacemeowt]

Me: eats a snack while making a snack.

[Becky Phillips @Becker1989]

@MissSamiLong oh sweet lord!