Addie

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

enemies with benefits

[Yalda @Adlaycheeki]

The reason planes aren't working atm is that the air is heavy with many sorrows

[Addie @BednarAddie]

@IfBooksPod

[zane* @zaneugh]

Taylor Swift will make you do crazy things like look at flights to Indiana

[Addie @BednarAddie]

@Cubs we’ll get it next time boys

[chad @badboychadhoy]

“we all have the same 24 hours” no we do NOT. mine are different and more troublesome

[Color Schemer @colorschemer]

remote terracota
indeterminate violet pink
flitting coral

[꩜ @laylology]

okay SOME OF US have been teaching a lana del rey course this entire time

[danlet @evildanevil]

Babe it’s so hot when u give me that awful sinking feeling in my stomach

[Addie @BednarAddie]

my dog accidentally took some vyvanse and he organized his toys from biggest to smallest

[Addie @BednarAddie]

and mayhaps i am already knitting my dog a sweater……

[Addie @BednarAddie]

i would knit my dog a sweater i’m not gonna lie

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend: Just turned 25!
Leonardo DiCaprio: Oh hell no! I’m out!
Undersea Drake: You used to call me on my shell phone!

[pat regan @poregan]

When youre in a conversation with someone at an event i wish you could ask them “what is an example of something i can say to you right now??”

[Addie @BednarAddie]

@CafeteriaTrey i have it you can borrow if u want

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

whenever i switch sleep positions i’m like this one’s gonna be huge for me

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

girl…was jesus a nepotism baby?

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

having ice cream so i don’t kill myself