Brandon Tan

If equal affection cannot be, then let the more loving one be me. ~ W.H. Auden

[Norm Kelly @norm]

*Finishes paying*
Me: Don't you need my name?
Barista: I know who you are, Norm.

[Daniel Tan🇨🇳 @DanTanAsianMan]

When you go from her calling you daddy to becoming her actual daddy @KevinYun3

[COWBOY RÍQ @TARIQAZIIM]

An overheard conversation:
"Yeah I've been vegetarian my whole life"
"You've never had any meat??"
"Nah the only meat I've had is pussy"
🙄😂

[Brandon Tan @Bee4Brandon]

@KaneshigeSarah how about calling?

[Brandon Tan @Bee4Brandon]

Lol... https://t.co/Xh7sZy8Kjr

[Brandon Tan @Bee4Brandon]

@taashalee yes it is.

[Brandon Tan @Bee4Brandon]

@DanTanAsianMan I am taller than you.

[Brandon Tan @Bee4Brandon]

FAP: Forever Alone Pleasure

[Brandon Tan @Bee4Brandon]

Atelophobia is the fear of not being good enough or having imperfections.

[Brandon Tan @Bee4Brandon]

When you're in a completely dark room with no lights, the color you see is called, "eigengrau".

[Brandon Tan @Bee4Brandon]

@Desi_Dukes loser go to sleep

[Brandon Tan @Bee4Brandon]

@dash_maharaj coasters*

[Adventure Time! @ItsAdvTime]

BMO!

[Brandon Tan @Bee4Brandon]

@heyitsaspasia @Bee4Brandon