Benjamin Williams

I am a SOB, I Love Soccer,The Philadelphia Union, and all things Philly

[Benjamin Williams @BeeDubb13]

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[Benjamin Williams @BeeDubb13]

Quad Goals by @Fanatics
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[Benjamin Williams @BeeDubb13]

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[Major League Soccer @MLS]

People of America, @J_Klinsmann wrote an excuse note for ya (via @ussoccer).

[S Bryce Williams @SBryceW]

The best part of this @PhilaUnion #USOpenCup game so far was @maidana1987 moving the magic spray

[S Bryce Williams @SBryceW]

Union 1, Cosmos 1, fans 0

[Benjamin Williams @BeeDubb13]

#WeAllHateRedBull.... But they do have a #Cobra

[I Wanted This Iced @IWantedThisIced]

My most common thoughts while at work: I'm tired/I'm hungry/I want to go home/I hate this place/when is my half? #wrongjob #starbucks

[Benjamin Williams @BeeDubb13]

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[Dave Zeitlin @DaveZeitlin]

RT if you didn't know a University of Mobile existed until now.

[Alexi Lalas @AlexiLalas]

The @ChicagoFire supporters here at #SuperDraft are being mean to me. If I had a soul I think my feelings would be hurt.

[JoeFromSJersey @JoeFromSJersey]

@AnthonyCumia according to the FBI in 2011 only five murders were committed with rifles (any kind) in NY

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I haven't heard a conspiracy theory for ages. Why? I'm pretty sure the government is behind this.

[Charles Boehm @cboehm]

YSA: Sometimes it's an execrable, unoriginal fan chant at pro games, and sometimes it's just a youth soccer association.

[Benjamin Williams @BeeDubb13]

@BurgerKing burnt is not a synonym for "crispy" #BurntBacon #NowIRememberWhyIDontGoToBurgerKing

[Benjamin Williams @BeeDubb13]

I should not be able to see my breath in my room... #Too #Damn #Cold

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I wish there was a snooze button for my bladder.

[Shit Liquor Says™ @ShitLiquorSays]

Drinking Game: Every time a drop of rain falls from Hurricane Sandy, take a drink.