pine/blair 🌲

ze/zir or he/him | Scottish | 'Weird Big Little Guy' & 'Dad-Shaped Informant' 💜 avatar: header:

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

Hey folks, I am Finally giving up with the bird app, I know there's folks on here that I Only have on here which is why I've waited so long but it's become p much entirely unusable - not gonna delete my account but I doubt I'll be back.

Get me on Discord at PineTime#0388 💜

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

coming back onto the bird app briefly in light of the NC500 residents moving from their valid distress about camper vans clogging up their roads and *cemeteries*, to their utter shock and horror at the smells emanating from said camper vans

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

There's a lot worse smells out there than weed, bro

When I'm walking through Glasgow I'm much happier to smell someone's blunt than I am the exhaust fumes from drivers and rubbish bins that go unemptied, etc etc

Priorities, dude

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

@alice_is_a_boy Honestly I forget that this is an Old Baby??? Like he has a very distinguished face but he's also still plenty full of chaos 💜

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

@capycado Yeah that's usually the best you can ask for 😅 I usually get a "Well, it's your body, so it doesn't really *matter* what I think... 😐"

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

@ADHD_Alien This was the opposite for me, funnily enough - I studied game design then ended up working in graphic design cause Transferrable Skills, and also taught myself to animate and do web design alongside that - ADHD is very much "jack of all trades" syndrome 💜

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

@CoolerDandelion Oh those sure are some genders 👀✨

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

@didsgotthis @Felix_F_Fern (a part of me still doesn't really believe that general anaesthetic has a lasting effect, I hear about people being high or at least woozy for a couple hours afterwards, whereas I was just like "damn that's the best nap I've ever had, can I have a sandwich and go home now?" 😂)

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

@didsgotthis @Felix_F_Fern Oh no 🙃 I had a general once and while I didn't get *past* zero, I definitely remember saying one, and the issue was more that I woke up pretty much the second they got me out the theatre and was fully lucid & slightly annoyed they wouldn't believe I was fine to just Leave 🤣

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

@didsgotthis @Felix_F_Fern I'm sorry, the system sucks 💔
My worst one was that dental anaesthetic doesn't work on me, so I felt *everything* getting a tooth pulled while on as much local anaesthetic as they could give me, while being told "you're not feeling pain, just pressure!" 🙃

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

@didsgotthis @Felix_F_Fern Yeah it's a pain, especially *because* it's something the NHS won't test/diagnose, so of course "Hi 30mg codeine does fuck all, please give me more pain relief" is immediately labelled as Drug Seeking Nonsense </3

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

@didsgotthis @Felix_F_Fern Yes! That's the one! It's CYP2D6 I have an absolute bastard of a time with, as far as I can tell - can't get the test on the NHS but trial and error pretty much confirmed it

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

@didsgotthis @Felix_F_Fern (I only ask because that's why I turned to CBD also, opiates work on me but very mildly and not for long, I get the same relief from 60mg codeine as most people do from a 500/8 cocodamol 🙃 so solidarity! o7)

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

@didsgotthis @Felix_F_Fern Oh, it's not the ultra-rapid metabolism thing is it (if you don't mind a random internet stranger asking)? For some reason that's Very comorbid with EDS, as if the powers that be have a very dark sense of humour re: relief of chronic pain 😅

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

@Felix_F_Fern I have a CBD vape, and it definitely does the job of relieving anxiety and mild pain (particularly, it makes me chill out about the fact that I'm in pain), and I have a feeling it might be entirely placebo-based but if it works it works 😅

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

@AshHardell Anything "think-of-the-children" related when not explicitly discussing queer sex

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

something something golden gaytime

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Special edition

Lesbian Pride
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Australia (1901-1903)
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Lesbian Australia:

[rabbi maayan 🏳️‍🌈🟣🎗️ הרבה מעיין @rabbimaayan]

if you need to eat chametz for your health, then it is a mitzvah for you to eat chametz.

if restricting your diet will trigger your disordered eating, then it is a MITZVAH TO EAT CHAMETZ.

as the torah says: וחי בהם. you shall live by the commandments. not die by them.

[pine/blair 🌲 @BeeTee727]

we're just normal bats

we're just...innocent bats

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

normal bats, england, 13th century