@santoru_u "Harry masters the art of the immaculate conception" is definitely the pinnacle of literature, and I will defend this position tooth and nail against anyone who says otherwise
@mordantus I honestly think there would be four... But one of the Toms used the Living Death Potion to put the fourth Tom to sleep because he didn't want another competitor for Harry.
AU: Tom's horcrux attempt goes wrong, and instead he ends up with a split off version of himself. They do function as each other's horcrux stull, so they play it off as Tom #2 being Tom's cousin.
They get along well, working/scheming together. Until Harry Evans arrives that is
harrymort au where soulmates strengthen each others magic in proximity to each other. so voldemort negogiates a peace treaty w/ the ministry and then keeps showing up at hogwarts during harry's seventh year like "I must borrow harry for a little while. the tomb of merlin has-
Vampire Harry with little Tom would be Tom throwing tantrums because Harry doesn’t want to turn him into a vampire
Harry: I have been cursed to drink blood from living beings, seeing the people I love die while I stay the same. I have been searching a cure for over 500 years+
@couffainecoffin No Twitter, stop asking me if I'm sure about reposting the post before reading the article, It should already be clear that I'm capable of letting Couffaine do whatever he wants to me.
Modern AU Tomarrymort, where Harry breaks up with his toxic ex Tom and blocks him everywhere, but Tom is like "you forgot to block me on the astral plane, see you in your nightmares"