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[Matt Ford @fordm]

Menswear Twitter is terrifying. “I got my info from your tailor” is right up there with Ozymandias and “I did it 35 minutes ago.”

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@DeColdestTaker @earlgreyblcktea @AcidZack47 @ohshidt This of course assumes Mich Ultra is even a separate entity under the AB umbrella, or at least is generally recognized as such by the consumer

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@DeColdestTaker @earlgreyblcktea @AcidZack47 @ohshidt Interesting take! I think I’d disagree that a critique/parody of BL’s marketing—or DEI ideals held by AB—grants exception to infringe on Mich Ultra’s ™️ , even if MU and BL are owned by the same parent co.

“Ultra” signifies Mich Ultra more than it does Bud Light/AB

Cheers 🍻

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@earlgreyblcktea @AcidZack47 @DeColdestTaker @ohshidt That isn’t at all how the parody exception works in the trademark realm. Source: am a lawyer.

Simply put: the product itself must parody the product they are allegedly infringing upon. Since mich ultra is the product they’re infringing, making fun of conservatives doesn’t apply

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@sukitupbutercup @maklelan @blaklabsmatter @RepThomasMassie You are welcome to read more on the subject yourself to determine whether it’s a commonly used or trustworthy methodology. Or, in the alternative, ignore that study and see whether you agree with the 3 other published studies. Up to you.

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@sukitupbutercup @maklelan @blaklabsmatter @RepThomasMassie Here you go

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@TheeDegenBoosts Throw them on Guardians to win the pennant and the World Series

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@TheeDegenBoosts Thank you king 👑

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@SinisterRitz

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This is pro pitch clock propaganda and I, for one, won’t stand for it.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

This MLB promo with Bryan Cranston goes so hard

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@mathewMathew_ Probably the kid whose AirPods you broke

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@mathewMathew_ You and “dudes”

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@mathewMathew_ @TalianoAnthony Skills? AB. But all things considered, I’ll build a team with Julio over AB 8 days a week

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@LordBaseball216 @alwaysthejake I always figured they don’t start w a man on first because of the double play implications. Might as well wait an inning or 2 and then add the ghost runner on 2nd

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Bringing up MJ’s assists in ‘89 is so funny. This dude is a hack & a hater. Sold his soul to never be taken seriously.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

LeBron has played 338 more games than MJ did. Yet MJ won 10 scoring titles to LBJ's 1. MJ: 3 steals titles to LBJ's 0. MJ: DPOY & 9-time 1st team all D to LBJ's 5. MJ 5-4 in MVPs. MJ 6-0 in Finals, 6 MVPs. MJ averaged 8 assists in '89. MJ FTs 84% to LBJ's 74. MJ: RUNAWAY GOAT.

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Do not text.

[Would it dong? @would_it_dong]

Hello folks,

This bot will apparently cost $699/month to keep alive next season, so we may have seen the last dongs.

It was a good run

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@musiciswavyair @JayCuda Thanks for pointing that out 🙏🙏

[Logan Bruce @LoganBruceMusic]

Courtside for the Cavs!

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@mathewMathew_ Is this Dan in the room with you now