King B

Nothing to smile about in my life

[King B @BeefinBalla]

I was not kidding (just finished my first masterpiece)

[King B @BeefinBalla]

I am creating melancholy frogs you couldn’t even fathom

[King B @BeefinBalla]

I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road 😳

[King B @BeefinBalla]

“You ever seen that video of the guy fucking a McChicken?”

[King B @BeefinBalla]

I need some head that sounds like the capsule coming down in the drive thru at the bank

[King B @BeefinBalla]

Tinder be like “you have a secret admirer!” and it’s Ragnar the Scathed

[King B @BeefinBalla]

Idc about my digital foot print I’m worried about my digital dick print

[King B @BeefinBalla]

These beers are tasting like I should reply to every Instagram story l see

[King B @BeefinBalla]

@bluflavorcondom How far into the shower did it take you to eat half the banana and decide to take a picture

[blueflavoredcondom @bluflavorcondom]

it’s been a doozy of a day, but at least i have my shower banana

[King B @BeefinBalla]

@ReachForTheScum My dad thought that was the funniest shit in the world and he wasn’t wrong

[King B @BeefinBalla]

White people be like “my parents didn’t let me watch SpongeBob”

[King B @BeefinBalla]

@milkisgood4you_ It’s never too late to pretend

[King B @BeefinBalla]

@FaggotLabubu Been there done that. It never comes back

[King B @BeefinBalla]

@deediedoedum Don’t let him see this

[King B @BeefinBalla]

@bugwithlove Best decision you’ll ever make

[King B @BeefinBalla]

Nicotine is a beast I would gladly welcome into my home and serve lunch to

[King B @BeefinBalla]

Googling Paul McCartney riding horses

[King B @BeefinBalla]

@yungfloop

[King B @BeefinBalla]

Imagine if you were on Love Island when the nukes dropped. I’d start fucking everybody

[King B @BeefinBalla]

Thinking about holocaust survivors and getting fomo