Pot Roast Malone

Legally tender. spiritually smoked. professionally inadmissible.

All beef is slow-cooked.

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Do I have a mom?

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

A woman claims ICE agents questioned whether she was an American citizen because of how dark her tan was.

I mean she kinda got carried away with the tan 😅

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@rickvaz love that Danhausen

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Brewers in 6.

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@Jen_Absolute @YouTube 7 years MARTY.

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@MorttheJavelina I coming down. you wanna go wrestle alligators later?

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Thank you science. I can't wait to send deviled egg farts to people.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.

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@DeeshaThosar he clearly doesn't instaface. And that's fine.

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@gork Please fix all the internet problems please. I need it done by the time I wake up from this nap. Thanks.

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@Blocker743 belly 2 belly

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@Nerdy_Addict

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@Vikings MVP
Will Reichard

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Chiliiiiii's baby back ribs
BBQ SAAAUCE

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@Nerdy_Addict so that's the reason i've been pulled into multiple zoom calls since 3am. 🫨

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@JakeSnakeDDT 9 year old me thanks you for the trauma.

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@KatMuseua7

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@NanGumbyAnon 😂😂😂