Justin Whitlow

If I was president, I'd make a mandatory after lunch nap time at like 1:30. Kinda like tea time in Britain. #makeamericasleepagain

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

@lxcfxc Even better is when you're 2 seconds into tearing down and a member of the next band says "come on guys, chop chop." With the hand clap and everything. First time I ever really wanted to slap someone.

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

@Alec_Zeck @Philosophi_Cat It's not an accident. They need known control groups to see the effects of the vaccine. Because they really have no idea what it's going to do to people in the long run.

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

@SierraI07 @Halo I feel like if I buy the game, I should get THE WHOLE GAME. I can understand having this sort of crap on the free multiplayer thing but once I pay the $60 for Halo Infinite Campaign, I feel like I should have access to the whole game

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

@jaredparisss Dang. Might be time to install a killswitch

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

@AddisonRider https://t.co/k2zkVzNJgD

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

Come see Prison Mic, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus & more at the Emerson Theater on November 14th! Message me for tickets

#prisonmic #prisonmike #theemerson #emersontheater #indianapolis #theredjumpsuitapparartus #trja https://t.co/ozJb0ZmRhT

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

@maaco Last time I took a car to Maaco to get it painted, it came back looking worse than when it went in. Overspray on the headlights and wheels. 👎🏼

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

If this is the sort of change we see with the presence of good dads in schools. Imagine what good dads in homes could do.

[Jason Romano @JasonRomano]

This also is the best thing you’ll watch today. Well done Dads.

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

Like seriously how do you write music when you can't even play guitar?

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

Me: *picks up guitar*

*remeber's that I suck at guitar and will probably never get any better because I never got the fundamentals down when I was younger*

*puts guitar back down*

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

@AddisonRider I was just listening to Mistake today and thinking the same thing. "If ignorance is bliss then I ought to be the happiest" really hit.

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

✅ Black ice little trees

✅ Fuzzy steering wheel

✅ Bedazzled emblem

✅ Smells like weed https://t.co/OV3lBpDH89

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

@AddisonRider 🎶"Justin hopes that you'd regret this"🎶

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

@RealMattCouch @Architectolder @P8R1OT_REDUX @TruAmericanGal1 @leadpastor @atensnut @RepMontague @HISGLORYME @HowleyReporter @beardvet @Therealbp65 @WatchChad Instead of praying for God to do stuff, pray that he'll give YOU strength as YOU go out and do his will and ask him to guide your steps

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

@righteousritard The sad reality is that us guys need to do this sort of thing nowadays otherwise we might end up in jail. Man = bad

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

@jaredparisss Ultimate fudd vibes

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

@jaredparisss If I were to build a budget kit, yamaha stage custom birch would be my go to.

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

@AlpacaAurelius Part 2) while I may make a little less money at my new job, I'll finally have time to do the things that I enjoy with the people I love. That's worth more than all the money in the world to me. People can say I'm lazy or whatever. My time is just more valuable to me.

[Justin Whitlow @Beefy_Snare]

@AlpacaAurelius Part 1) Money does not equal happiness. After two years of working a job where I was making good money but never got weekends, I'm finally quitting to work somewhere where I no longer have to work 6 days a week.