The Beer Curmudgeon

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Craft beer. Metal. Stuff.
I Hate People.
I Hate Everything.
Be my friend.

#DreamWarrior

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"You would have liked this crappy painting. Twas terribly rendered portrait of Dio neath a rainbow w/ 1942-∞ below it."

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@TylerMahanCoe I loved you before this comment.
I love you even more now.

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@clownpond

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@clownpond Everything.

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@clownpond Someone has to do the Lord's work.

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@holliesplaining Unfriended.

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@tokenwhitedude Has the government not read what 'Copperhead Rd' is about? 👀

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@clownpond Ill buy 2. In case I want to read it more than once!

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@clownpond "April is the cruellest month..."

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@clownpond Cover of your next book?

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@TylerMahanCoe 👀

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@JTOinIndy Young me: Absolutely. Go hard or go home.

Old me: Absolutely not. I'm just gonna go home.

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@chrisatecheese Paul Blart: Mall Cop

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@JasonIsbell Thank god. I hate cities.

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@awrestaurants Perfect opportunity to make @DanhausenAD official.

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@magtastic 👀

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@StormlandBand @chrisatecheese DADDY MAGIC

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@clownpond Damn that looks great

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If this is the end of Twitter,
just know that I never gave up on hating all of you.

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@chrisatecheese @deathmetalradio Killed it.

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@calebdann This is the greatest non-Dio picture that I have ever seen.