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[Georges Laraque @laraque_69]

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨 Reliable sources haves informed me that the @GarshalMusties have released Zach Mcsquiddy immediately due to multiple contract violations.

This should give the 2026 champs a really good chance of going back to back.

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@GarshalMusties Heard McPeteymuck won the lottery last night. Mario Kart in Marshall is played on virtual reality. I am also hearing rumors that the team was caught in the crossfire of a latino bottle battle in downtown Marshyyy. These guys are invincible

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@GarshalMusties Heard McSlothianov just cropdusted half of redwood falls. Yeahhhh…kwiker breakfast combo will do that to you

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@GarshalChirps @GarshalMusties Even heard he was bragging about going offsides

[Garshal Chirps @GarshalChirps]

@GarshalMusties heard from the rumor mill that captain McDust was betting against his team throughout the course of the weekend, no wonder he no longer has the C

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@GarshalMusties Apparently the Musties are out on the town celebrating their title and they are already getting chirped by the townies. Hang in there fellas. It ain’t easy being cheesy!

[Tyson McSanders @tymcsanders]

@GarshalMusties the boys game film is being leaked to East Grand Forks. The Musties are in trouble tonight.

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@GarshalMusties Word on the street is the guy that broke an opponents hand tonight is gluten free 👀 and has baseballs in his skates and asian.

Per Fune

Oh herro prease

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@GarshalMusties McSquidyy doesn’t know how to use sock tape

Per Darren

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@GarshalMusties I heard McFunebot and McSquiddy have been beefing lately. Is it smart to put them on the same line?? I really want this team to have some success this tourney. And I know Slothianovs attitude is gonna be horrible if those two dont figure it out.