Tyson McSanders

High level sports analyst | Beer connoisseur | Gambling service | Mel Tuckers ex (would be) Brother in law | certified angel Reese hater #gogreen #spartanswill

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@BurnerRai 2413

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Lowkey would not know if I had the Diarrhea parasite or not

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10 days omg

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137 days… goooood

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@bulliespicks In

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@THEBOOKIEKILLAA Send

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@THEBOOKIEKILLAA Please

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Detroit sports team’s biggest problem is none of the GM’s have the balls to make the all in move at the trade deadline to elevate the team to a higher level.

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@TimothyJones92 Cuck

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Girls are Dust

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A bunch of college students choosing to stay on their free trip to Las Vegas for a few extra days? How selfless of them!

[Cam Robinson @Hockey_Robinson]

T.J. Hughes will not make a decision on his NHL future today.

Today is about him, his Michigan teammates, and the Hobey Baker ceremony.

The entire group is staying in Vegas to support their captain.

Special stuff.

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

Why does this next generation of kids just love staying at home and tugging their wrench? That’s gotta be a direct result of some sort of quarantine autism developed in adolescents. Get outside young folks. It’s not that scary.

-Unc

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@GarshalMusties can confirm that captain McDust has a raging boner this morning. #morningwood #sockson

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@GarshalMusties shoutout to Tall Grass Liquor for sponsoring McFlame’s drinking addiction. #jobnotfinished #1down3togo

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@GarshalMusties I heard McSquiddy was -5 tonight. Might have to scratch him tomorrow. Kid can’t skate or shoot, a traffic cone could do more than that guy.

[BLPU @BeerLeaguepu]

@GarshalMusties McSquidyy doesn’t know how to use sock tape

Per Darren

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@GarshalMusties the boys game film is being leaked to East Grand Forks. The Musties are in trouble tonight.

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@GarshalMusties rumor on the street is one of your players has the worst ankles ever seen. Bender level worthy #glutenfree #Asian #Whatsupbuddie

[The Football Vault @FootballVault1]

“You have Duke in your bracket. Why are you cheering against them?”

[MSU Chief of Propaganda @OdellBretthamJr]

Michigan State is good enough to win a National Championship

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

How it's gonna feel waking up on the first day of summer this year