Matt Rowland

Cowboys fan. Tequila Enthusiast. Eastside. Best enjoyed in small doses. $XRP $QNT

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

they should do a Sonic movie where it's just a Quicksilver-style speed sequence except he's saving everyone on 9/11

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

National Treasure John Daly Say if the PGA Tour to Let Him Play Drunk and Barefoot, He'd Win a Lot More https://t.co/x8q5pSTjX3

[Matt Rowland @BeerMoose_]

@captnawsum

[Jon Morosi @jonmorosi]

The Yankees are 51-18.

Per @YankeesPR, they’ve had that record, or better, after 69 games on 3 previous occasions — 1939, 1928, 1998.

They won the World Series every time.

@MLBNetwork @MLBStats

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

I hate to see her go but I love to watch her leave

[please, mr. post man @AuntColony]

@spiteclaw @C0ckLesnar lmao he did the koth intro

[yonko™ @spiteclaw]

Shoutout to this dude who does drum covers on packs of dip

[✭Jonathan✭ @Howbtdemcowboys]

Happy Father’s Day @dak !!!!

[Matt Rowland @BeerMoose_]

@shittyritty Name the kid Rumple

[Carlos @txiokatu]

This is so well done holy shit

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

This goes viral A LOT!

The can on the left is in US dollars 🇺🇸
The can on the right is in Canadian dollars 🇨🇦

Hope this clears things up. Don't panic.

[pj @pjayevans]

You should be able to kill someone in Mario Kart

[Matt Rowland @BeerMoose_]

We’re doomed

[Ceej 🫡 @__cordazzle]

If you weren’t panicking before..now is the time

[Matt Rowland @BeerMoose_]

@Baka_eGirl Sounds like they need a bucket of microwaved rumple thrown in their face

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

In hindsight, a picture of a monkey selling for $3.4M, 109x the average US annual income, was an obvious sign the market was screwed.

[Matt Rowland @BeerMoose_]

@JakeHaimowitz

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Top 10 Toxic Guy Names. Who is Missing? @Chicks