MissMorningstar

Stop trying to make everyone Happy, you're not beer! 🍺🍻💛

[☔ @Whotfismick]

People who have twitter but never tweet anything

[NMY @1waynmy]

Twitter is my morning newspaper

[YOU @YouNetflix]

When you speak in "we," you leave no room for his individual experience. Or yours. The "we" is codependence masquerading as love.

[MR. BAD 14 @ElBadiablo]

Irónico que la ciencia con las vacunas para el covid van a ser la salvación para que los católicos puedan regresar a misa a pedir salvación.

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

Free titty to protec city

[NASA @NASA]

💦🌚 Water molecules were found in Clavius Crater, one of the largest craters visible from Earth on the Moon! This discovery from our @SOFIAtelescope indicates that water may be distributed across the surface, & not limited to cold, shadowed places. More: https://t.co/oIcCbbl50Y

[Disgrace Kelly @DisgraceK]

😂😂😂

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

Given their history, Catholics should be celebrating when one of their priests gets caught having consensual sex with other adults.

[MissMorningstar @BeerOclock0108]

@DenisseYelito @ElBadiablo

[Chris Henceforth @soy_gabe]

Es viernes y el cuerpo no sabe qué está pasando porque no tiene capacidad cognitiva por sí solo. 🥳

[MissMorningstar @BeerOclock0108]

@DalasReview @Planetadelibros Dalas, deja de dar patadas de ahogado, a ti se te hizo un juicio por quererte follar a una nena de 13, a Dross solo le sacas las mismas pavadas de siempre, su vlog de ardidos y ya! Deja de ser tan hijo de puta y acepta tu responsabilidad cabron!

[MissMorningstar @BeerOclock0108]

@saiIorfag Estaba teniendo un dia de la verga! Y esto lo hizo menos peor 😂😂😂

[Pacasso @DrNetas]

#DiaMundialAutismo

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

"Happiness is amazing. It's so amazing it doesn't matter if it's yours or not".
#AfterLife

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I'm literally getting hundreds of beautiful tweets per minute at the moment from around the globe. I obviously can't reply to them all, but I am trying to read them all. Thanks again. Best fans in the world. #AfterLife

[ABC News @ABC]

An unvaccinated 6-year-old boy in Oregon spent 57 days in the hospital after being diagnosed with tetanus, CDC says, racking up almost $1 million in medical costs.

He was Oregon's first case of tetanus in almost 30 years. https://t.co/Ho3jqLbAIQ

[MissMorningstar @BeerOclock0108]

@Ricardo_Peralta

[MissMorningstar @BeerOclock0108]

@zazilabraham @Pink Que emoción! Grita cuando cante Raise your glass! 🖤