Beer Snake News (9-1)

DC Defenders blog #DefendDC Talking all things Defenders and covering some other #XFL news along the way during #XFL2023

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@grantpaulsen I just assume they do stuff like this regularly at their locations

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@grantpaulsen Isn’t part of it to do with the amount they pay their employees? In PA we have the Fed Min Wage ($7.25) and I think CFA starts at $15

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WE RUN THE NORTH

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‼️DC DEFENDERS CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND‼️

Thanks for playing, @XFLSeaDragons

3rd time will be different, right?

Can’t beat one team 3 times in a season, right?

Go take a seat with the rest of em and watch how it’s done in San Antonio.

#ShieldsUp #DefendDC #XFL #KingOfTheNorth

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@DCDBeerSnake It’s been a great season so far. Sucks the rain decided to show up for this game. All 3 people who were supposed to come with me backed out 🙃

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@USFLExpert @XFLAmerica @XFL2023 @TheRock @DanyGarciaCo The comparisons are dumb tbh. The people doing them are just trying to get clicks/likes and manipulate the algorithm. If I cared about trying to make money from this rather than just being active with the XFL I’d probably do it too though. I just want both leagues to succeed

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@LandonIsLegend BuT nO oNe CaReS aBoUt SpRiNg FoOtBaLl

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@JeffBadet__ They make soccer players look tough

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*contract

Didn’t forget the gif this time 😂

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I’ll be ready in a week @RamsNFL 😏

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I love that the worst team in the north (in every aspect) continually talks like this on Twitter only to get beat down in response

#XFL2023 #DefendDC

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@XFLBattlehawks dont worry we will be nice and beat the brakes off whatever is lUrKiNg in the fog this week.

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@bearrrdowwn @AaronSchiro @USFLToday Woodson has been the nominee for Kleenex Man of the Week like 6 times this season because of how much he cries so I don’t think he’s a good measurement to use

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@DefendersMafia

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@DeenaYKennedy @DefendersMafia @XFLDefenders @XFLDCDefenders @DCDBeerSnake @DCHypemanRevT @Barstooldmv @Tua2Cheetah @XFL2023 @protronica @RedditBills 😘

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@DeenaYKennedy @DefendersMafia @XFLDefenders @XFLDCDefenders @DCDBeerSnake @DCHypemanRevT @Barstooldmv @Tua2Cheetah @XFL2023 @protronica @RedditBills NDHOME

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@Dillon_Coke @DefendersMafia @XFLBattlehawks Blind hate / rage and Twitter are a horrible combo. 12/10 for funny content though

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@DefendersMafia @Dillon_Coke @XFLBattlehawks Then to top it off you start attacking the DC NFL team but like you said, where is the STL team at again? Like that’s just wild

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@DefendersMafia @Dillon_Coke @XFLBattlehawks I’m not a commanders fan, quite frankly I hate them because they’re a division rival for Philly, but this has to be the dumbest take of all time

“If y’all didn’t have…”

Ok but like, we do have him so stfu?

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@DefendersMafia Genuinely don’t understand the hate either like is you really don’t like it then just don’t watch it 🤷‍♂️

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Having football to watch from August to June is better than having football to watch from August to February.

11 months > 7 months.