Defenders Beer Snake

The single greatest entity in the UFL today. I’m a stylin', profilin', limousine-riding, jet-flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' and dealin' son of a gun.

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

Let’s talk about how to make me greater than I already am for the upcoming @XFLDefenders season. I’m feeling frisky today, full of great ideas.

Walk with me. I won’t bite.

#DCDMarketingSnake

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

What are we doing? Call a timeout!

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

What a hit

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

HOLY SHIT

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

Flat second half, should have been another 40-burger, but easy dub. Job done.

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

Juggernaut

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

This is a savage beating. Those frauds lost their mystique last year when Coach Harris told Skippy Boy to go get his shine box after we beat their ass. The league’s one and only glamour team owns these backwater bamas.

[CJ The Terrible @chris_epps]

@UFLDefenders laying the wood tonight! @DCDBeerSnake

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

Valladay’s got another gear

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

Oh, look. We’re beating AJ McCarron again.

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

Second fucking time he’s been hit after sliding. Call it.

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

Well, that was dumb. Come on, man.

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

Little bro gonna get this one. Think we’ll be fine. Jordan was meh, team wasn’t sharp.

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

Still the only team that beats us is ourselves.

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

@RepoleStable BIG MAN. Let’s talk. Previous Bossman Dwayne didn’t have time for my great ideas. I think you’re built different. Get at me, champion.

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

Let’s talk about how to make me greater than I already am for the upcoming @XFLDefenders season. I’m feeling frisky today, full of great ideas.

Walk with me. I won’t bite.

#DCDMarketingSnake

[katurday_11 @katurday_11]

🗣️@XFLDefenders fans: we haven’t heard of an official UFL Championship party so let’s make our own! Come out to @GoBigTrain baseball 7/5 to celebrate the historic dub with fellow fans! More info to come if/as I have it! Spread the word!🛡️🫡 #ShieldsUp #XFL #UFL #FeedTheSnake

[Matty Fresh @MattyFreshTV]

THE DC DEFENDERS HAVE DONE IT!!!

YOUR 2025 UFL CHAMPIONS!!!🛡️🆙

Shannon Harris pulls off the unthinkable in his first year as a head football coach. Jordan Ta’amu shows the world who the real MVP is.

What a story. What a team. What a night.

[Defenders Beer Snake @DCDBeerSnake]

Shannon Harris told Skip Holtz what was up at midfield after the season opener, then messed around and took his team to a title.