Luis Cuellar

My existence brings me pain

[Luis Cuellar @BeerWaffle]

I am an engineer, like my father before me.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Republicans: It’s not guns, it’s mental health!

Also Republicans:

[Luis Cuellar @BeerWaffle]

@captainchorizo_ 1 out of 500 people pronounce my name correctly at my job. Not even talking about my last name, mfers can't say "Luis"

[Luis Cuellar @BeerWaffle]

Capitalism is an MLM

[Mazatlán F.C. ⚓️ @MazatlanFC]

Obrigado @Pele 👑

[BNO News @BNONews]

BREAKING: Andrew Tate and brother Tristan arrested in Romania in human trafficking probe

[Luis Cuellar @BeerWaffle]

@elonmusk Go funk yourself

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana.

Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.

[Luis Cuellar @BeerWaffle]

Righty tighty in the streets, lefty loosey in the sheets

[Zain @ZainNaghmi]

does anyone know how I fuck my wife in stardew valley?

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

omg this is really how they sound

[Luis Cuellar @BeerWaffle]

"The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.” - Anne Frank @lolabcorrin @ricardosloth

[Luis Cuellar @BeerWaffle]

Entropy is a bitch

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Cooking for 3 hours just to eat for 15 minutes, is the biggest scam in the world.

[Ab @lolabcorrin]

Look at how much fun we are having without @BeerWaffle. Miss you king. Happy birthday!

[Kermit the Frog @KermitTheFrog]

Getting in shape is tough when you're a frog. It's almost impossible to find a two ounce free weight. It's not that easy bein' fit when you have skinny arms.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Abbott came to El Paso after 23 of my neighbors were massacred. He promised to “do everything we can to make sure a crime like this doesn’t happen again."

He not only lied to us, he chose to make it easier for it to happen again.

We prevent the next one by voting him out.

[Starbucks Workers United @SBWorkersUnited]

The DFW area is not messing around!!! Workers in Dallas at the Mockingbird Station store are announcing their intent to unionize.

[Starbucks Workers United @SBWorkersUnited]

CHICAGO IS A UNION CITY!!! The first Starbucks stores are unionized in the Windy City!!!!

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Texas Gov. Abbott says the Uvalde school shooter had a "mental health challenge" and the state needed to "do a better job with mental health" — yet in April he slashed $211M from the department that oversees mental health programs. https://t.co/psXFaffu4q

[Luis Cuellar @BeerWaffle]

The GOP claims to be Pro-Life until the victim is in front of a #2A gun. These cowards will make up dozens of excuses, do absolutely nothing, then go back to eating their NRA dollars.

[Luis Cuellar @BeerWaffle]

Two years after the mass shooting in El Paso, Governor Greg Abbott signed a bill allowing Texans to carry a handgun without a license or training. Greg Abbott, the GOP Texas legislators, Senator Ted Cruz, and Senator John Cornyn have grossly failed to protect their constituents.