Mark T.

Singer for @sistersofmurphy (Celtic Rock) & Disintegration (The Cure tribute band) Glamorous tech writer by day. Reformed beer writer. Former creative.

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@HardcoreHistory Predreadnaughts are fascinating.

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@ArayaNexus Now that we're at it, why not van racing?

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what is the point of nascar racing with pickup trucks? Is it in case, right around lap 15, the driver's buddy calls for help moving a couch?

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I just had to chase off the group of teens that have been breaking into cars in my complex. Glad their rock throwing is extremely inaccurate. Shit is getting ridiculous in Corn Hill

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Ostriches must be the worst animal to farm.

Runs 70 mph? Check.
Can kill you with a kick? Check.
Hates you? Check.

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I am rooting for the @Chiefs to loose, but that roughing the passer call was total bullshit. #nfl

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I apologize for what I said about the #bils earlier. They know this shit much better than I do.

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this year, the #bills are going to crush out dreams in the billsiest bills way that has ever billsed.

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@marychaostyle @evandawson I got messed up on tiki drinks there once. I was not prepared for the sugar rush.

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"It's the new iPhone 14"
"and...you got it on Verizon?"

You assholes are literally sitting in a giant Verizon sign. I hate advertising.

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@warloc6 Cops can't even catch those slow-ass busses...

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Nobody in the world hates you as much as the guy taking your pizza order over the phone.

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LFG!!!!!!!! If the #bills win tonight, I'm going th the airport

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"I only want to be with you" by Hootie and the Blowfish is the only song you can sing in its entirety without moving your lips.

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I just accidentally knocked my plate of German noodles on the ground. I've never been great at Spätzle awareness.

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@SusannaHoffs Chef's Table

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@J_poyer21 Thank you for all you do. And thank you for tonight. Fans are grateful.

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"Cooper Kupp" is one of the most annoying athlete names ever, and sports media figures won't stop repeating it cuz it's phonetically fun to say

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@blaireerskine And I don't want a girl to print this, cuz I don't think that she'd understand. When everything's made to be broken, I just warn you you're out of cyan...