Megan Bees

it's hard being epic in a world of fail, rest in peace to the bitches that are dying to be me 😫😫

[Megan Bees @BeesMegan]

Big Land is keeping us from discovering the Utopian Underwater Society

[SleepyPk @pk_sleepy]

I just made the lateral connection that "blue raspberry" flavor is a combo of blueberry and raspberry. I used to think the blue part was just to make it look like yummy candy

[Megan Bees @BeesMegan]

@AngelinaWidmer Me!! Me!! I do!!

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

women don't want flowers, they want a unified theory of gravity and quantum mechanics

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

i wish i was the PBS spacetime guy

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

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[make up a guy @makeupaguy]

guy who thinks evangelicals are members of the neon genesis evangelion fandom

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

girls please stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t listen to his music

[Megan Bees @BeesMegan]

*trinket noises*

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.

[Megan Bees @BeesMegan]

It's SO sad that there's people on this planet who don't believe in evolution

[Megan Bees @BeesMegan]

The greater the m(ass), the greater the greater the force of attraction

[Megan Bees @BeesMegan]

comically large revolver

[ang @AngelinaWidmer]

Is duct tape safe for keeping the poopie in???🤔

[Megan Bees @BeesMegan]

tbh didn't think I would make it to 18

[Megan Bees @BeesMegan]

just got the urge to watch Storage Wars

[Megan Bees @BeesMegan]

has anyone tried to teach a monkey to play guitar?

[Megan Bees @BeesMegan]

I know what the dog did