the finite physicist

theoretical particle physics & phenomenology || don't sleep through dreams that can come true

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

Physics Q&A: Ask me your questions about physics and I will respond in a way that seems correct on the surface but is actually fundamentally misleading!

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this is him just molting his shell

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new theory: tenna is the knight

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This is my last tweet here.

Now that the bit is up and the joke is over, I should finally reveal who I was. My name is Radha (@rmastand), a particle physicist at Berkeley. I enjoy hard-sphere scattering both in and out of the lab!

Was fun! Follow me on blue sky.

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

I'm done being balanced.
from now on it's 100% yin for me.
"inside one there are seeds of the other" not within me, I'm locked in.

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

I bet Kevin Greif (@greif_kevin) $100 in 2024 USD that by 2075 we will know to 5 sigma that dark matter is at least 10% qcd axion

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

STATISTICS FACT: the election outcomes are 50-50. since there are two outcomes so they each have a 50% chance of happening.

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just saw some crazy guy jump into the river in Paris, he's inseine

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checking to see if ***** **** ********** reads all my tweets

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handing out FACTOR meals for Halloween instead of candy

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@frogs4girls @bamboo_master_m yeah

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

what does it mean when somebody says they work a 925. what is a 925.

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please be patient, this is my first life im still learning

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we should bring back physicists wearing capes

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i love wearing merch from universities I've never attended. wouldn't be caught dead wearing merch from my actual university.

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

"Wanted to look important" my guy that's John Preskill he's already important

[Steve Flammia @S_Flammia]

It's sad when people falsely pad their google scholar page by adding papers written by other people. I guess this researcher just wanted to look important?

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

Is it bad practice to have "Look upon my words, ye me mighty, and despair" at the very top of my CV

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except good

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they're gonna make a BobbyBroccoli video about me one day

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

what is a cover letter

[Cari Cesarotti @caridoesphysics]

what is a cover letter but a distillation of your research statement which is a short summary of all your papers which is a small fraction of how you actually spend your day thinking about research

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

In 1500 years "neglect the CMB" will become the new "neglect air resistance"