Ohforsure

If you can't handle me at my Boston Market you don't deserve me at my Kenny Rogers Roasters

[Ohforsure @BeetsRgross]

They could have just abode by maritime law (which they rightfully could have) and yeeted him into the abyss

[Complex @Complex]

A passenger was duct-taped to his seat after allegedly making racist and anti-gay remarks on an American Airlines flight.

According to TMZ, the man allegedly used the N-word toward a Black flight attendant and became violent, hitting another passenger and pushing a woman who tried to help. Passengers helped restrain him with duct tape and zip ties before the flight was diverted to Baltimore, where he was taken into custody.

[📸/🎥: @TMZ ]

[Ohforsure @BeetsRgross]

@stavvybaby Which Bmore taping did you choose?!

[Simon Owens @simonowens]

The New York Times has a great profile of a once-popular lawncare YouTuber who became an internet villain after filming his daughters in increasingly unhinged videos. As it turned out, there were YouTube representatives behind the scenes who were egging him on, encouraging him to come up with new concepts based on what the platform’s child viewers were clicking on when their parents left them unmonitored. One of his videos reached over 600 million views.

Check out the article: https://t.co/tqfZXcr0Fy

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[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

I'm obsessed with this "know your rights" girl on tiktok

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

In 2021, The Simpsons' most reclusive writer from its golden era did an interview and in the middle of it, he gave one of the best writing tips I've ever heard. Like it's legitimately something I still think about and utilize all these years later.

[Ohforsure @BeetsRgross]

@ThompsonCreek I don't like the beaver. Get rid of him!

[Ohforsure @BeetsRgross]

My biggest complaint about Orioles games is that they don't play Gwen Stefani's Sweet Escape enough

[London Londy @Dexter1London]

Newberlin Library taught us a valuable lesson here 😭

[Ohforsure @BeetsRgross]

@bethbourdon Love that salt but the dampness was a deal breaker for me. Drove me insane!

[ً @girlpov]

took my breath away, to be honest

[ProPublica @propublica]

1/ At 17 weeks pregnant, Emily Waldorf was suddenly faced with a life-threatening situation: Her baby’s foot was dipping out of her cervix.

Doctors told her the longer her cervix stayed open, the higher her risk of infection.

They knew how to treat her. There was one issue…🧵

[Ohforsure @BeetsRgross]

@Spicxer 2 cups of yogurt in one sitting seems like way too much but the rest seem reasonable enough

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

You can’t really argue this. They believe in investing in the people and infrastructure.

[Ohforsure @BeetsRgross]

@RadishHarmers Come on man

[Ohforsure @BeetsRgross]

@stardewy_ Cod, tuna, grilled chicken breast, lean ground turkey, greek yogurt and eggs

[Nicola Burkinshaw @NABurkinshaw]

Nick Cave responding to a grieving mother who worries that she forsaw, or perhaps even willed, the death of her young child is one of the most beautiful things you will read today.

[Caity Weaver @caityweaver]

I completed my life’s work: I FOUND THE BEST FREE RESTAURANT BREAD IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

[Ohforsure @BeetsRgross]

@caityweaver This was completely fantastic and also made me cry (?!) Really excellent work

[David 'JoelKatz' Schwartz @JoelKatz]

I went to see Project Hail Mary. Great movie, I highly recommend it. The less you know about it going in, the better. Trust me.

The guy in front of me in the theater brought his dog in to see the movie with him. I think it was a service animal. But the dog really seemed to be enjoying the movie, it was strange.

So I said to the guy afterwards, "I know this is going to sound strange, but it seemed like your dog really enjoyed the movie." He said, "It is strange. He hated the book."

[Rebecca Pryor @RebeccaPryorTV]

🚨MISSING: 27-year-old Branson Oduor🚨

Last seen leaving the Horse You Came In On Saloon in Fells Point around 2AM Saturday. Family and friends say this is completely out of character — and they’re desperate for answers. @FOXBaltimore