Sass Master

35, ambidextrous, native Baltimorian, 5 ft 2 and 100 lbs of pure badass, with a dash of total jerk. Okay...mostly jerk. Too sassy for my own good. Mama & wife

[Sass Master @Chrissyma]

@neilm2 @DougJBalloon I believe that’s called the “obituaries”

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@binx7h Had an ovarian cyst rupture in 2014.

I gave birth in 2022. The cyst is still more painful than any part of childbirth or pregnancy for me. I was vomiting from pain and literally passed out and turned grey from the cyst, I have never felt anything similar to that since.

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@sunflowings No I meant what the hockey reference was 🤣

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@Avabelly__ I think you should stop using AI slop.

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@MountainDew No

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@gregalmonte_ @WhiteHouse Hey, this is mean to vampires and werewolves. They don't r a p e kids. Trump does.

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@WhiteHouse "One nation under god" - from the least godly person to exist in modern times. 🤣

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@elonmusk Why the fuck should anyone need a bulletproof car?

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@sydneyy_taylor AnAIbotforhornydumbMAGAts.

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@BluffCityKing11 @BullMooseMemes @DonaldJTrumpJr No one can convince me that his ear wasn't just snagged on a pin or something. He was not shot, maybe shot at, I don't know, but he sure as shit was not wounded by a bullet.

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@jrowley2430 @glenn_tunes @DonaldJTrumpJr One day MAGAts like you will learn to read or at minimum, have Siri or whatever other option read to you what the definition of "libel" and "slander" are.

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@MKimble515 @EK_2C4M @DonaldJTrumpJr So is Donald Trump in the Epstein files or no?

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@STFUabtChicago @4real_Emenefee @NBCNews Yoink

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@4real_Emenefee @NBCNews He's never going to choose you, Eric.

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@Amelia558rs Any but 3.

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@LISAWAGS0719 @WordWanderer @Timodc Do you not understand basic English? What the fuck do you think a loan is?

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@YourAnonNews Hear me out, I think some dipshit MAGAt or some equally moronic dipshit in his own circle had a gun go off and his security and secret service reacted, snagged his ear on a lapel pin. I don't believe he is smart enough to plan this but I don't believe he was "shot" or shot at.

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@RepNancyMace Cool. So when is Trump gonna be arrested for raping children and women? When will he be arrested for the other crimes he's committed as President and as a private citizen?

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Having a kid who requires special nutrition is really tough but I have to say, @kate_farms customer service is top notch, not to mention their product. I'm blown away at the care and kindness. Whoever Heather is, she deserves a raise or at least a bonus and a pizza party.

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@DisBeforeAfter @WaltDisneyWorld I know I'm gonna get harangued for this but I genuinely am unsure which part is the unacceptable part? I haven't been to Disney since I was a kid and I have terrible vision as an adult among other issues but I can't figure this one out. 😭