sebulbaddin hekmatyar

I don’t want to kill myself, I just want to die

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 29,1947

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Hoping Songs Shuffle in Very Specific Order

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

if you play as a girl in video games, have a fascination with feminine clothing, and "wish you were a girl", i have some news for you: Researchers Discover 2 Billion Year Old Nuclear Reactor In Africa

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 26,1954

[Michael Billeaux-Martinez @michaelbilleaux]

One of the most absurd, hyperideological myths you can get away with treating as an axiom in mainstream economics discourse

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Love it when I’m having trouble with a debit card scanner and the cashier goes “oh you can just pay with your phone”. No sorry I can’t. Not even entirely sure what that means. Never got involved with that

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

raccoon took our box into the abyss

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

i have so much admiration for Francis Ford Coppola as a cinema artist, and i am appreciative that i live in a world where he was, after so much trial and toil, finally able to complete and release this extremely terrible movie

[rat 🌸 @ouilizard]

reminded that this video exists and it made my day

[DEI speedwagon🌹🇵🇸 〽️ YES on I, NO on 43 @uhshanti]

paraphrasing but Yanis Varoufakis once said something about how the reason Western politicians seem to be rapidly degrading in quality is that they don't have to make a lot of political decisions anyway, capital makes it for them

[TripleAAAkers 🔻 @TripleAAAkers7]

all the spidey fanart on my fyp rn:

[ً @artfuIchaos]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

Barack ain’t have niggas hitting the Swanton Bomb off the couch 🤷🏽‍♂️

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

me coming out for my wrestlemania match in my obscenely expesive entrance gear before losing in 5:21