@AutoPartAccess @USEICannabis @KTLA “The code of the con is to know just enough about everything so you can lie about anything."
(attrib: E. Tancarville)”
@Mr_Money_Penny Yes, I'm sure of it this time. #sarcasm @USEICannabis #scam
No one thanks a business for fulfilling the expectations they themselves raised. @USEICannabis, the boy who cried wolf as he ran away with the money.
@Wealth_Theory I think Judge Smails said it best: "It's easy to grin When your ship comes in And you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile, When his shorts are too tight in the seat."
The Dirty Juan Recipe
(espresso martini - named for Juan Valdez, not some sex thing):
2oz Vodka (100prf),
2oz Espresso,
1oz Kahlua Especial (70prf),
.5oz - creme de cacao
Freeze glass, shake vig. over ice 30sec. min.
You don't need this drink, you want it... again and again.
Typical Disclaimer: Don't drink this if you are an alcoholic. Alcohol does not make life better, your sense of humor does. If you or the people that matter to you think you have a problem, listen up dumbass. Drink Responsibly and for the love of Pete, keep that shit off the road.
The Dirty Juan Recipe
(espresso martini - named for Juan Valdez, not some sex thing):
2oz Vodka (100prf),
2oz Espresso,
1oz Kahlua Especial (70prf),
.5oz - creme de cacao
Freeze glass, shake vig. over ice 30sec. min.
You don't need this drink, you want it... again and again.
If you would like to know more about The Dirty Juan, it's physical properties and the science behind the immediate effect on pain, disappointment and life in general, let me know. Spread the fun. #dirtyjuan#realdrinks for people that are not sold on reality. #LifeOfParty
@USEICannabis If you would like to know more about The Dirty Juan, it's physical properties and the science behind the immediate effect on pain, disappointment and life in general, let me know. Me? Just trying to have fun and spread it. #dirtyjuan#realdrinks for #realshareholders
@USEICannabis For those that need this drink. The Dirty Juan Recipe (espresso martini - named for Juan Valdez, not some sex thing): 2oz Vodka (100prf), 2oz Espresso,1oz Kahlua Especial (70prf), .5oz - creme de cacao
Freeze glass, shake vig. over ice 30sec. min. Numbs face. Better than cocaine.
@USEICannabis Like USEI this drink will drop you in the first 3 minutes, but the espresso settles to the bottom, boosting you at the end of the drink making you think you should have another. Also like USEI, this drink is a liar, stop at two. Regardless of what your brain or heart's tells you.