Bethany Heinlein

MSU '17 | actor | comedian | shower singer | aspiring go-go dancer | Kristen Wiig fanatic

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

Bartender has a Saturday off? Unheard of 😽

[msthouston @msthouston]

Congratulations to our amazing “Junie B. Jones is Not a Crook” Tour cast: they are celebrating our 100th show today!!! Woo-hoo!!! #JunieBMST #YesMST #YAAASMST @Beheiny @jaydenkey98 Megan Jankovic Chibuike Prince Nnaji Bethany Heinlein Jayden Key... https://t.co/7kXfThVo8n

[Bethany Heinlein @Beheiny]

Me: I’m an adult dang it!!

Also me: *lets arm hang off the bed for .2 seconds and immediately retracts it in fear of the monsters under the bed eating ur arm off*

[Bethany Heinlein @Beheiny]

@AnnaBhamm OK THANK YOU

[Bethany Heinlein @Beheiny]

Like I said Macbeth in a theatre the other day and one actor got fired, the lead lost her voice, and I got a stomach flu like it’s a real curse ?????

[Bethany Heinlein @Beheiny]

Ok does it bother anyone else that Hamilton says “Macbeth” in the show which means it gets sung like every night in theatres all over america ooooorrrrrrrr ???

[Bethany Heinlein @Beheiny]

I’m not depressed I’ve just had seasonal affective disorder every season since 2013

[Bethany Heinlein @Beheiny]

Dude why are you still trying to fight this you’re a fucking RAPEST there’s no argument like ???????? https://t.co/pbzoY5ILLm

[VICE @VICE]

Brock Turner claims "party culture" led him to commit sexual assault https://t.co/j6zsu7xjD9

[Bethany Heinlein @Beheiny]

Oprah has given me life I have died and been resurrected by a single speech

[Mykayla @mykaylaxsmith]

Hello it is Capricorn season and my skin is glowing

[Bethany Heinlein @Beheiny]

I literally get called a brat everyday so https://t.co/PCLII6Gah7

[Bethany Heinlein @Beheiny]

My dad is watching Pretty Woman and quoting it & commenting on which outfits he likes that she wears is my dad becoming my gbf ??

[Melanie Vandenberg @melaniev8590]

New haircut makes me feel like I should be singing cabaret at a hotel and raising twins boys @dylansprouse @colesprouse

[Bethany Heinlein @Beheiny]

Does anyone else immediately tear up when they hear The Polar Express theme song

[Becca 🎧 @BeccaRBRoyalty]

This White girl TERRORIZED her Black roommate and took pleasure in it. She rubbed her bodily fluids on all of her belongings, including her makeup, toothbrush, clothes, bagpack, etc. That was attempted MURDER. https://t.co/DBHMPT8Yjq

[nette angelini @nothinnbutnette]

I'm a murderer! Just like you, Sweeney Todd! See, it all connects.
Not that I know you're a murderer. My character doesn't know that yet.
But I'm suspicious, because of all the razors that you have laying around. And you spend time alone. But you're a barber, so that's legit.