Behind every cloud

#FBPE 💙Pessimist. Cynic. Guardian reader. Remoaner. Default setting Sarcasm. I love Scandi Noir on BBCFour and their excellent documentaries.

[Behind every cloud @Behindeveryclo1]

The Electoral Commission - Don't Do Politics (2004, UK) https://t.co/zs3WQ8Bk2k via @YouTube

[Amandinha 🇧🇷🚩 @mandstu25]

As chances de um ser humano ser picado por uma cobra venenosa são de 1 em 70 mil.
As chances de uma mulher ser atacada por um homem são de 1 em 3. E, de alguma forma, o seu medo de cobras é considerado válido.

Mas o medo que as mulheres têm de homem é visto como exagero.

[The Observer @ObserverUK]

The Coca-Cola factory in Morpeth, Northumberland, sits above a natural underground reservoir of fresh water. It produces enough bottled water every year to fill 30 Olympic-size swimming pools.

But The Observer can reveal Coca-Cola is paying the Environment Agency (EA) just £6,070 in annual charges for a licence to extract up to 674m litres of water for its production line at Morpeth. It extracted about 125m litres last year. @JonUngoedThomas investigates
https://t.co/cl6a9smJwO

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

“West Wing aide”

[Adrian Rogers @AJRAllModCons]

Hey @VodafoneUK - can someone contact me? Four years ago you cancelled my contract because you had no signal in my village. I’ve been to borrow money today for the first time in 40 years. I have no credit rating because you say I owe £890 from 4 years ago. I’ve spent 6 hours

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Your repeated use of ‘retard’ and ‘retardation’ as slurs, perfectly sums you up: the nasty little bully who mocks the less fortunate.

[Joel Montfort @jmontforttx]

A spine.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Wow, Donald Trump collapsed just like Blockbuster Video

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

cc: @elonmusk

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Their version of “Make America Healthy Again” is measles, salmonella eggs, diarrhea lettuce, flesh-eating screwworms, and contaminated water.

[Slaybix @SIaybix]

Imagine announcing you’re going fully digital and while the world still hates you for it, your platform goes down for hours… rendering all digital games useless 😭

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

I just want us all to be mature enough to admit that the Iran’s marketing team needs a raise.
Who is creating these videos and how much do they charge hourly?
I’m asking for a friend.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

He is a gargantuan prick.

[Reginald D Hunter @reginalddhunter]

At the moment, Elon Musk's civil war in Britain is off to a slow start

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You're NOT struggling because immigrants took your job. You're struggling because billionaires took your wages.

[BIG BETA SENSEI🥛 @Chad_Hominem_]

oh so he faked it

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Awww, the child-raping pedophile collapsed to his knees. That’s just too fucking bad.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I thought this was a fake quote but, nope, he actually said it.

This is the most embarrassing person to ever lead any country anywhere in the world in our lifetimes.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Todd Blanche's confirmation has failed in the Senate. Lo and behold, some 70 Senators finally found their backbones.

Rules don't apply to these people so don't be surprised if Trump keeps him on as Acting AG. They're smarmy like that.

[Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 @MrMatthewTodd]

ITV News just reported that the last time France had this many wildfires was during the Second World War.

Meanwhile, Madrid authorities say their massive wildfire is the worst in the regions history.

What will it take for media and politicians to treat the climate crisis like the unprecedented global emergency it is???

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

REMINDER: America started the U.S-IRAN war by murdering 168 little Iranian girls between the ages of 7 & 12.