PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE

recently evicted from the Phantom Zone. pls help

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@gnomedepot @SandyofCthulhu But I'm chaotic good. I'm too pretty for Ba'ator or whatever the shit it is now.

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@SandyofCthulhu There is a soul healing mantra to de-traumatize the tpk.

" Nobody cares about your 5th level ranger. Roll up another one, and while you're up. hit the pantry, see if I have a can of Pringles in there. "

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@A_DungeonDelver @BaronDestructo I still like Mako's big memorial episode where Iroh mourns his lost son that made him step down as fire lord, and moves him to adopt his emotionally poisoned nephew Zucco when Ozai starves him of all familiarity and affection.

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@SandyofCthulhu There is a vestibular pocket demiplane maze with six bodaks sitting in it jerking each other off evily. 5 adventurers entered and none came out.

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@Jringo1508 The best TPK is when your party of all vets who haven't lost any one in a while get eaten by a random travel hex with a wandering encounter table and fucky dice that won't let them break away or catch a break on new foes entering.

That's AD&D 1st.

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@japan_nobunaga Mostly the funny stuff is the " can we drive over and see the Grand canyon" from...Georgia?

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

I see why people dig it but it's weird.

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@erosbrousson I want you to understand that I, as an American and a Texan, also view Buc-Ees as an absurd recreational eyesore of forced satirical excess. That is not to say I condemn it, but I recognize its inherently freakish status as an artificial grotesque of Americana.

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

Twitter, It's time I came clean & admitted to you I've been bamboozled so many times that I no longer know what good coffee is really supposed to taste like. I am brainwashed. I feel like there are 7 or 8 different correct answers.
Therefore I am going back to Chock Full O' Nuts

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@awstar11 I don't care if people think I retarded anymore. Again.

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@PolishTamales @heelvsbabyface

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@Nerdcognito What about Star Frontiers? My Dralasite broke its leg.

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@caesar_pounce Dutch?

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@TRHLofficial Just for that I'm gonna make her naked with AI.

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@A_DungeonDelver @BugbearBrothers TSR did not care for my barbarian Iörg Madnutz toy idea and sent my contribution back with a paper plate that had NO written on it in permanent marker.

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@PatriarchyMaxx @RazorFist Yep

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@RazorFist This will help him hide the trust from taxation.

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@Waldrada @WorldOfTigra Hoework

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@WorldOfTigra @OGCrimsonJester Has everybody clapped yet or is the spaghetti falling out of your Canadian girlfriend's pocket? What does the strangely articulate 8 year old think?

[PROBLEM CHILD FROM OUTER SPACE @Beige_Sphere]

@WorldOfTigra @Nobodys_Inn I don't give a shit about your book. I don't even care about your retarded tweets or your bizarre circular logic capsules of the contemporary fiction publishing industry.