Amanda

She/her.
Writes wrongs for hire. My anaconda don't want none unless you got puns, hun.

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

Welcome to Whose Life is It Anyway?

Where everything hurts and the points don't matter.

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

Jean Ralphio

[‏ً @fwcodex]

when people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

@neverbipsalone Glue song - Clairo
Song of the century - Green Day

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

“In the Summer of ‘07 I was sure I’d go to heaven, but I was hedging my bets at VBS.”
(From the almighty @lucydacus)

[Genius @Genius]

what’s the greatest opening line to a song?

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

I get it, Indian rupee. I too, am at an all-time low.

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

Did Sam Levinson get amnesia or something? This season of Euphoria is a completely different show. Characters are completely different people, the soundtrack seems to be set to a cowboy movie, the tone is completely off. Every scene seems like some barely disguised fetish.

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

@bsintheaddict The messy sexual dynamics of Little Joy

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

@ukeoppie This would have gone platinum as a Yes Yes No segment on @replyall

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

I wish there were more people like her in our country, refusing to take shit from politicians, refusing to let them put us through inconveniences on a daily basis. Her child is lucky to have a mother that fiercely fights for her rights and speaks truth to power.

[News Arena India @NewsArenaIndia]

“Get out, you are causing traffic jam.”

- Woman berates BJP Minister Girish Mahajan at Mumbai rally over reservation bill

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

Huge fire at Bangur Nagar, Goregaon West on the Link Road.
@richapintoi

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

@BuzzingPop Oooo is this barely illegal?

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

The (new) 6th Stroke is Warren Fu

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

Laughing crying at the (clearly Gen Z) gen pop on strokestwt amazed that they are good (nay, better) live. THEY ARE ALWAYS GOOD LIVE THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD LIVE. FOR TWELVE YEARS. IN AZZZZKABAN!

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

@barbiedemonaco I love you in the morning so you know it’s no lie…

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

Alex Turner Reddit child

[bri 🦌 @digoutursouls]

liam gallagher twitter son or julian casablancas instagram daughter

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

@guy_boobs_ @DDDurango @harlekiins @mysticmagicly Understandable, took me out. Just imagining Robby dancing on the stairs or sm

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

@DDDurango @guy_boobs_ @harlekiins @mysticmagicly This article lays it out very well. It was supposed to be a 12 episode limited Hulu series following John Carter’s life as an aging ER doc
https://t.co/pyCpVAQ578

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

Strokestwt discoursing about best albums is really taking me out, Les Strokes haven’t ever made a bad song, let alone an album and that includes 15 minutes and Games and Fear of Sleep and even Oblivious - Moretti Remix I said what I said

[Amanda @BeingAnda]

I, too, wondered why Ryan Gosling is so ripped as a goofy science teacher in #ProjectHailMary and then I picked up the book, and I shit you not, the fact that he is this ripped muscular dude is mentioned at least 7-8 times in the first chapter itself. Andy Weir wrote that in 🤣

[໊ @wynavira]

isn’t it strange how our moms don’t know what ragebaiting is yet they do it so well