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Nda stan account.

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

I slept early and now I’m wide awake. An actual joke

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

I just want to sleep.

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

This is actually criminal 😭 what?!

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

I got a little over 800 euros from THREE of my books in ALL of 2022. That's averages 67 euros a month. For context: three of my books can pay just about 6% of my rent monthly. And I am not "unknown".

Moral of the story: keep your day job. It's a fucking jungle out here.

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

@Dark_N_Luvly1 Thank you and you too friend 😉

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

My favorite MUA said she’d love to just call me in for a face beat cause “she loves my eyes” 😭🥰

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

@Ndlovukadzi Welp. Maybe I got lucky

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

I don’t know why I thought eyebrow threading will be painful but my first session went okay 😅 we’ve managed labour and delivery, threading, so it’s time for that tattoo. Oh and waxing

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

@__Enia Would make sense 🤔

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

Okay don’t jump me cause I know how you girls like to tussle, and I did binge late at night so maybe I missed it, but did they explain why Queen Charlotte was a terrible mother ?? 😭😂

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

@Dark_N_Luvly1 I thought so too but didn’t want to assume 😅

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

@NaturallyRwashe Doesn’t count ♥️ try again

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

Yho @NaturallyRwashe abandoned me and never looked back 😔😫

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

@NaturallyRwashe And define “see” me? Did you just pass through here on some drive by interaction and want to pass that off as seeing me? 🚮🚮 Technically it’s been at least a month. I hope you’re happy wherever you are.

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

Nda slept for 12 hours last night and went to bed a whole hour today before her nap ??? Being a menace is exhausting

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

@NaturallyRwashe False. Has to be longer

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

@NaturallyRwashe Ma’am. When last did I see you????

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

Something is definitely wrong with Seke road traffic cause what?! I’d sooner go the long way and use Chiremba road into town than the 2kms from our house. Hakuna

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

This day is not going well enough for me to get through it without coffee. Fix it black Jesus!

[Chipo @BeingChipo]

Y’all are strict. Damn

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

don’t you EVER send me no 1:37 long voice message cuz it will not be HEARD