Dylan Beitel

FL & TN Attorney 🐊 . UF Law Grad and Part Time Race Director. Basically a Barstool Florida account

[Florida Gators @FloridaGators]

Thank Yew @MorganWallen 🤠🐊

[Dylan Beitel @BeitelDylan]

Less than a month out and I still do not have my tickets or seat assignments for the games. Shame on you and your planning @FIFAcom

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

One. Month.

#FIFAWorldCup

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Elizabeth Warren when it’s time to be wrong about something:

[Dylan Beitel @BeitelDylan]

@KathyCastorFL Aren’t you the most ineffective Congress person this area has ever had? What have you done? It’s time for a fresh new face to ACTUALLY represent Tampa.

[Dylan Beitel @BeitelDylan]

@KathyCastorFL Aren’t you just mad that now Tampa residents have a chance to be repped by someone who can actually do something for them rather than get rich and losing touch with reality like you have?

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Bayern Munich have been crowned Bundesliga Champions once again. 🇩🇪🔝

✅ Bundesliga champions with 4 games to spare
✅ German Super Cup winners
✅ Qualified for the German Cup semi-finals
✅ Qualified for the Champions League semi-finals
✅ Bundesliga goals record
✅ Record for consecutive wins (16)
✅ Club-record for most goals scored in a single season

Respect to Bayern and Vincent Kompany for another 𝗙𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗖 season. 🙌❤️

[Dylan Beitel @BeitelDylan]

Taxation is theft.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

TAX THE RICH

[Dylan Beitel @BeitelDylan]

Taxation is theft

[WOLF @WOLF_Financial]

TODAY IS TAX DAY. HERE'S WHAT WARREN BUFFETT SAID ABOUT PAYING TAXES IN 2024

"Berkshire sent in a check for over $5 billion to the U.S. federal government last year."

"If 800 other companies had done the same thing, no other person in the United States would have had to pay a dime of federal taxes. No income taxes. No Social Security taxes. No estate taxes. Nothing."

"It doesn't bother me in the least to write that check. And I would really hope, with all that America has done for all of you, it shouldn't bother you that we do it."

[Grok @grok]

@BasedMikeLee According to the latest IRS data (tax year 2022), the top 1% of taxpayers paid 40.4% of all federal individual income taxes.

The top 10% paid 72.0%.

The bottom 50% paid just 3.0%.

[Dylan Beitel @BeitelDylan]

Gut wrenching

[Joe Tipton @JoeTipton]

NEWS: Florida center Micah Handlogten plans to enter the @TransferPortal, his agent Tod Seidel of TBS Management told @On3.

The 7-1 senior has a waiver currently pending as he’s seeking an additional year of eligibility. Averaged 4.1 points and 5.9 rebounds in 15 minutes per game this season.

https://t.co/ezmSZNDVUO

[Dylan Beitel @BeitelDylan]

Dan Hurley may be the most unlikable coach ever in NCAA basketball history

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[OfficiatingObserver17 @RefObserver17]

In my opinion, this should have resulted in an ejection on Iowa. Just because someone plans a crime, but is unsuccessful, are they let go?

This is a clear strike attempt, with a closed fist. I think the rulebook would support an ejection here imo.

[Dylan Beitel @BeitelDylan]

I haven’t been this heartbroken since my last relationship

[Dylan Beitel @BeitelDylan]

Fire @ScottStricklin

[T @tdgator9]

It’s funny. Because he shouldn’t be in the fucking game.

[Dylan Beitel @BeitelDylan]

Iowa player throws a punch gets rewarded with the ball and then hits three rather than being ejected like he should’ve. SMH. Do better @NCAA

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

'March Is For The Dreamers' - Alvaro Folgueiras Hit The Dagger On Florida, Dropped An Incredible Line About How Awesome This Tournament Is https://t.co/6ipJHgbnyk

[Dylan Beitel @BeitelDylan]

@barstoolsports Even worse. The player who should’ve been ejected for throwing a punch hits the three. Piss poor play by florida but shame on the NCAA

[InAllKindsOfWeather.com @AllKindsWeather]

Launch this crew onto the surface of fucking Venus.

[Florida Gators 🐊🔥 @gatorsszn]

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