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[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

[Lucas Naylor @PirsigPerson]

Acetaminophemininomenon

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Lickin cream livin dreams

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

We're hiring influencers and by that I mean firefighters who influence the forest to no longer be on fire.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“You better watch out”

No problem

“You better not cry”

Now hold on a second

[carter @cpatterson___]

When your friend has to use the bathroom in the middle of a movie

[rachel coster @rach4_thestarz]

Did hoobastank not know ur allowed to choose any name for ur band that u want

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Six more weeks of flavor

[r @rq1qi]

going through my 5th grade diary

[Vae @vaeredd]

cat push up

[karlie with a k, k? @krumb19]

Make your own money and marry someone funny

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

hello 2022

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[Bek @BekkahMoore]

The feminine urge to add “idk if that made any sense” at the end of the text knowing full well that it made sense, you’re just being vulnerable

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

truth