CycleBelfast

Pedalling Belfast. No curly handlebars. Occasional nature tweets. Header image borne of dealing with headers.

A pilot of the storm who leaves no trace.

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“Do you think that your nursing role is worth £50,000?” asks the Northern Ireland radio presenter on over £400,000 a year.

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@Claire33Claire @implausibleblog That’s all you have? A stolen meme in Comic Sans, lifted from Facebook?

Delete your account and reconsider your life choices.

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@soliteire @lisjackson_lis @AndyPlumb4 Exactly. There can't be 2 million people in this country that blind, hateful and misguided, surely.

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@srobb68 @AndyPlumb4 @William77061827

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@mgtruth I was five, but it's just 'always been there'.

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@dabelfastgirl Significant numbers of the worst of humanity in one place at one time.

I'm saying no more.

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@dcebikes I know fuck all about guns but that's some recoil 😆😆😆

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As I say, I love a good conspiracy, but as of now, the Yankee Gun Bros are eating each other, with an added splash of bots in the replies.

Delicious.

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Plague Island.

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England's nature is dying.

Research by the @guardian has revealed that only 2.83% of England's natural landscapes are properly protected. This is far below the government's commitment to #30x30.

Read the full article here: https://t.co/031uINMRKT

#Rewilding #NatureRestoration

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@Rainbow_Finder @Number10cat We apparently solved the problem of a classroom of kids getting shot by a madman though.

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I’m about to have a wee middle aged meltdown so forgive me. Sorry.

FOLKS IF YOU INSIST ON GOING TO EVENTS AND BRINGING YOUR PRAM/DOGS/MULTIPLE WEANS, BE AWARE THAT IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU.

Normal service resumes and I apologise.

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@StuartGD89 @norriaty @allen_m_simpson May or may not be relevant - a bar owner was telling me (and we are VERY far from London) that a glass collector/general bar worker costs 25k pa.

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I love a good conspiracy theory!

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My only reflection is that the universe moves in very concentric circles.

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@ramthelinefeed A week after or two is probably the most you can stash in your average attached garage, to be fair.

I’m really only able to be ready for a light civil disturbance and some power outages.

In the event of a Third World War, why would you want to survive the initial blasts 🤷

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That stash of solid fuel, long life food, large bottles of water, and other prepper bits and pieces seems a little less insane, every day.

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This photograph, though.

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Moises Levy #photography
From the Fishermen series

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@jgj1972 @UB1UB2 Give us an idea of a costing and timeline for that, given depth, range, architecture etc.

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@dcebikes It hardly matters really. Once it all comes crashing down, the scum will go house to house, pillaging.

I'll just be the next burger.

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When someone sits next to me at the train station, bus stop, or park bench, I just stare straight ahead and say "it's done. Did you bring the money?" They usually freeze before apologising and making an excuse to leave.

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I say it again: did the employers not have a Plan B in place? I’m looking mostly at you, office based businesses.

Also: does this not show the continued fallacy of the concepts of “office” and “commute”?

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Liverpool Street station this morning on the 2nd day of the strike in London.