Andrew Bell

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

This Tuesday, get ready to walk the magenta carpet 📸

Enter for a chance to win a trip to Miami and celebrate the best of Latin music at @PremioLoNuestro, courtesy of #TMobileTuesdays. All you have to do is RT ☀️

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[Drew Hastings @drewhastings]

"We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, attempting to do the impossible for the ungrateful."

[Drew Hastings @drewhastings]

Here's my favorite inspirational message to hang in the workplace:
"The beatings will continue until morale improves."

[Bob Kevoian @bobkevoian]

Interesting...
Hollywood has yet to announce a star-studded concert event to raise funds for Texas hurricane relief.

[Drew Hastings @drewhastings]

Just when I think all the best of the 60's & 70's music gods have died, Walter Becker of Steely Dan reminds me there are still more. so sad. https://t.co/qUv9LUSySv

[Drew Hastings @drewhastings]

Twitter format: Great for 1 liner comedians like Dangerfield or Hedberg.
Bad for anecdotal storyteller guys like me who need more space to e

[Drew Hastings @drewhastings]

@werewolf2814 It's an initial only. Like J. Paul Getty, F. Scott Fitzgerald, E Pluribus Unum.
W. Drew Hastings. causes big problems in databases for me.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Ethical Hunter Throws Duck He Shot Back Into Sky https://t.co/fn9sfi8VA4

[Drew Hastings @drewhastings]

"A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water."- Eleanor Roosevelt

[Andrew Bell @BellAndyc]

We ship Halloween
costumes to goblins and ghouls
in boxes with smiles

#bepeculiar
#finalfridayfraiku

[Andrew Bell @BellAndyc]

Maintain conveyors
for our customers’ delight,
fall is in the air.
#bepeculiar
#finalfridayfraiku

[Andrew Bell @BellAndyc]

@Drewbeezy1 ?

[Andrew Bell @BellAndyc]

@Drewbeezy1 Remember t o let the 2K12 air out and put some fresh 2K17 air in

[Andrew Bell @BellAndyc]

@Drewbeezy1 That old lid still fits?

[Andrew Bell @BellAndyc]

@FloWrestling @Drewbeezy1 @Benaskren Funk Master

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Let's go get some boxing ones now son.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

MAF with some shaft magic

[Captain Dave @ChumDCaptDave]

@bobkevoian CLAPPY!!! GET BACK TO WORK!!!

[Andrew Bell @BellAndyc]

@Drewbeezy1 They look afraid, thankfully not naked.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Mom's are the most important thing on earth.. Please make sure your mom knows that this upcoming Mothers Day..Happy Mothers Day Sally McAfee