Bell End VIII™

My name is Mr Bell and I'm a bit* of a bell end. Thanks for reading. (*lot)

[Bell End VIII™ @BellEnd8]

Even more relevant today than it was in June. #Boris #lockdown

[Bell End VIII™ @BellEnd8]

#UselessTwat
#BorisHasFailedUK

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@WoofTheWolf2 They don't melt like Creme Eggs so you can eat them afterwards.

[Bell End VIII™ @BellEnd8]

@giftedrascal Sadly not, just plain protective ones, and a high-vis coat.

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@jarvis_not @dysondoc Yes, it is.

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@WoofTheWolf2 I leave the Babybels in the case and shove them all up my arse. Makes a change from #CremeEggs

[Bell End VIII™ @BellEnd8]

Yes, once again, I am one of society's most valuable people, for I am a key worker. You people that aren't key workers must acknowledge that I am more important than you. I am great, you are shit.

[Bell End VIII™ @BellEnd8]

@BritishBakeOff I suppose it's a decent tent, but after due consideration I have concluded that I don't enjoy this programme and will not be watching again. Good day.

[Bell End VIII™ @BellEnd8]

@Sarahjanewoo Not a rock. I was hiding behind the bins.

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@Worrak_Unt Twat.

[Bell End VIII™ @BellEnd8]

@Worrak_Unt Who?

[Bell End VIII™ @BellEnd8]

@EmmaHardyMP The bloke is a complete dickhead.

[Bell End VIII™ @BellEnd8]

@Sarahjanewoo Low ceiling or high telly?

[Bell End VIII™ @BellEnd8]

Started planning Christmas Day. I think I'll begin in the traditional manner, by having a massive shit.
#Christmas2020

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@woofwolfmarky It's a fucking dump.

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@woofwolfmarky No idea, I've only ever been to shitty Plymouth.

[Bell End VIII™ @BellEnd8]

@woofwolfmarky I assumed you'd wear a wig.

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@giftedrascal Hopefully that sticker is awarded to any motorist that runs over a cast member.

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@woofwolfmarky Fuck off.

[Bell End VIII™ @BellEnd8]

Yes I do.

[Bluebell_369 @Bluebell_369]

He really does exist....