Bella

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

@RyTurge19 @AllyFinns @KikFinns @patrickdrisc no custody battle here. Kirsten is way easier to manipulate than Gavin, so I'm going with her.

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

@KikFinns just said, "I think Eli Manning is cute." She said it seriously, not in a kid with downs kind of way. #ashamedofmyowner

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

I'm like farting and getting the chills. #cropdusting

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

@patrickdrisc @KikFinns @AllyFinns that's my cute, vulnerable look. It's great for getting dumb bitches to do what I want. #oscarworthy

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

@KikFinns you act like I haven't been working on my turd garden for weeks. You had to go and harvest all of the goods yourself. #selfish

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

When I do something wrong, Gavin yells at me. Ally always yells at Gavin. I can't figure out what he keeps doing, but it must be really bad.

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

You bunch of dumbasses thought you could keep him from me? Santa just took his last breath. Ho Ho Ho Bitch. #kwanzaa

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

Ugh. Shit TV again. Why can't these bitches watch anything worthwhile? #animalplanet

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

Being stuck at home all day is depressing. I'm starting to have some twisted thoughts. #sleepwithoneeyeopen

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

@KikFinns do I look like a fucking stuffed animal? Then why do you treat me like one? #animalcruelty #overlytouchyowners

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

@KikFinns @AllyFinns I've got you wrapped around my finger. I do what I want, when I want. #domination

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

I wish I had fingers so could scratch myself. #itchyass

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

I wonder if Ally actually thinks that works? I'll do what I want. #myworld

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

mmmmm . . . Gavins feet taste awesome, skiing adds a nice flavor. #kissesforkirsten

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

They must be kidding. I'll get my moose back, and when I do, I'm eating all the plastic first. #superexpensivedogsurgery #messwithme #idareu

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

#butthash #anotherdimension #sleepytime

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

Some dogs love sticking their heads out the window. Not this bitch. #whatuplexus

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

At some dinner. I hate when Kirsten parades me around like I'm some kind of fancy shmansy accessory. I might drop a deuce on the carpet. ##2

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

Nice. Gavin is gone. I'm going to take full advantage of this situation while it lasts. #pamperedpuppy

[Bella @BellaBooBitches]

Did Ally really just say "maybe it's all the beans I ate"? I'm gone. #outside #turdhunt #ninjaskills