Alex

A puppet of life, a walking paradox, a para-perfectionist, & a Francophile. I love poetry, penguins, pasta, photography, & poutine. I'm pathetic & persevering

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

HOLY SHIT. Shell has reported profits of $9.5 billion for the third quarter compared to $4.1 billion in the same quarter last year.

But tell me more about how high gas prices are Joe Biden’s fault, won’t you.

FFS.

[Weight Watchers @ww_us]

Congrats @adidas on losing 163 lbs!!!

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Not all heroes wear clothes.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The correct way to tie a scarf

[Alex @Bellecours]

Trying to avoid fast fashion? Use @thredUP Shein prices, better brands. #thereisnoplanetB

[Libby Whittemore💙🪷🇺🇦 @libbage55]

15. I am any age, every age. I am a woman. I am a daughter. I am discounted. I am underrepresented. I am underestimated. But I am a voter. Today, that has to be enough”

~Author Unknown

#VoteForYourLife #ThisIsNotADrill

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Restart the count:

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

“Columbus initiated a new world genocide of Indigenous people. He murdered. He mutilated. He took slaves. And we honor him with Columbus Day? Are we that backwards?” — Coach Pop spitting 🔥

[Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @HC_Richardson]

Yes. And it's a national scandal that this is not already the case.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Some Native communities must travel 200 miles round trip just to vote. It’s time to bring polling sites to the reservation — wouldn’t you agree?

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

James Madison raped his half-sister who was a slave, had a son with her, then sold his child into slavery when he was a teenager and y’all mad at Lizzo for playing his flute?

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Be skeptical of any research that shows the health risks / benefits of a behavior that can also be correlated to wealth.

Is quinoa good for you? Or do rich people get better healthcare?

[Alex @Bellecours]

Calling @DawnConniff out.

[Alexander Verbeek 🌍 @Alex_Verbeek]

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The best way to see Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is to stare at the center of the spiral for 20 seconds and then look at the painting.

RT when it works for you.

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

If you're white and you wonder why black twitter is on some totally different shit than you today, just look at this map of Africa and when countries gained their freedom from European colonization. The math isn't that hard

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

When you think you have hops but in reality you don’t 😳

[Amanda Rafkin @AmandaRafkin]

Wicked on the West End having to open its show last night with "GOOD NEWS! SHE'S DEAD!" as the literal first words of the performance is an unbelievable awkwardness that will truly never be duplicated.

[Manuel Aragorn, Non Fungible Tolkien Minority @Spacejunc]

I think the Queen would want us all to live the way she did, with free public housing, basic universal income, and full government health care.