Bellicose Walruses

Official Twitter of the RSFL’s Bellicose Walruses #BuzzSucks #FlyTheÑ #EverybodyÑ

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The @Schnitzels_RSFL are a team full of narberries #FlyTheÑ

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Ownership when asked about their previous drafts and how those had turned: “Yeah, it wasn’t great, but hopefully this one will be only slightly below average” #BellicoseWalruses

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BREAKING: With the fourth pick in the second round, the #BellicoseWalruses select @TimTebow out of the University of Florida

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BREAKING: The #BellicoseWalruses have hired former All-Star, Cy Young Award Winner, and World Series winner Hunter Jackson as goal prevention coordinator.

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BREAKING: With the third pick in this year’s first year player draft, the #BellicoseWalruses select L’scobaybee. #APotent

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BREAKING: The #BellicoseWalruses have moved up to the number three pick in this year’s draft, while the @Flames_RSFL have acquired the fourth overall pick and GD Reutabaga. #BuzzSucks

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TFW you read Art of the Deal @FPDStanley

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#BuzzSucks https://t.co/QVahBelp6j

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New coaches are expected to be named after the conclusions of the World Foosball Classic. However, as evidenced by this year’s playoff, we do not always live up to expectations.

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BREAKING: The #BellicoseWalruses have fired their entire coaching staff including Head Coach Sum Ting Wong, Offensive Coordinator Wi Tu Lo, Defensive Coordinator Ho Lee Fuk, and Head Strategist Bang Ding Ow. Replacements will be named in the near future. #DontFlyTheÑCuzWeLost

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“I’m da bes” - MAYN TUH, greatest goaltender in #BellicoseWalruses playoff history

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Happy Birthday, @PernellMcPhee!
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#BellicoseWalruses lose a close one to the @DosXX_RSFL due to the dictator’s rules (we’re not going to call them stupid, but they are). Still won the series 4-2. #FlyTheÑ #Chucky Nacho also finished off the season with the league lead in goals

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#BellicoseWalruses statement on ST Nar’s indefinite suspension: “Cristoff will start in his place.”

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#BellicoseWalruses star center Ñ on playing Thanksgiving week: “Ñ” #FlyTheÑ

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Injury Udate: #BellicoseWalruses starting striker Nar is a game time decision for tonight’s matchups with an upper body injury

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For all interested folks out there, the next possible foosball stream might be around Columbus Day weekend feat. @BellicoseWalrus ! #FlytheÑ