BelligerentMom

Three obnoxious Canadian friends navigating marriage, motherhood and life

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

#ThirstyThursday birthday drinks. #moms #vodka #goodtimes

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

#netflix #graceandfrankie and #airconditioning.Don't mind if I do. #saturdayafternoon #hotashell #downtime #weekendvibes

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

Beer AND silence?!!? It's like winning the lottery. #nokids #rickards #radlers #beeroclock #momlife #lottery #winning

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

I got that #fridayfeeling... the one that I'll be binge drinking #vodka later tonight! #isitbedtimeyet #Fridaysarefordrinking #longweekend

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

#parenthood is recognizing your offspring from just a picture of feet. #nailedit #washplease #momlife

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Nothing like wearing a fresh brewed cup of coffee first thing in the morning. #wakeupcall #lifewithtoddlers #fml #momlife #coffee #sosad

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

Is it just me, or is not making school lunches the only upside to summer break? #Schoolsout #kidsfordays #justaddwine #momlife #onemomarmy

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

@janforeman Am I having deja vu or did your husband say the exact same thing? Women have the vote and their own thoughts now. Get there.

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

Listening to #leatherandlace. Any leather I have my kids write on with pen or scratch and anything lace they stain or tear. #romanceisdead

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

Mommiserate (from the Latin Commiserate) To sympathize with other Moms when a toddler expects a pee sticker for peeing on the floor #momlife

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

#preach https://t.co/S9c8TR9irp

[MamaByFire @mamabyfire]

Something that could really mess with my head if I let it, is all of the different Lego sets we have mixed together in one bin.😧😮😵

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

There is literally nothing worse than a pubic hair on a public toilet. #worstever #sogross #literally

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

Mission rainy day lay on the couch is in full swing. #adultingishard #naptime #rain #canadianprairies #lazysaturday #mommingainteasy

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

I never imagined I'd say where are your pants as much as I do. #momlife #toddlers #naked #gonnaneedcoffee #parenting #putyourclotheson

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

Monday to Me: Just bend over and relax, this is happening. #fml #coffee #momlife #MondayMotivaton

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

Nothing tastes better than skinny feels... except these 6 tacos. Those were fucking delicious. #tacos #weightloss #nottodaysatan

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

Kid heard me call her dick after she turned around to leave. Note to self: Practice whispering. #momlife #badmoms #parentingwin #ineedadrink

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

8 am #football camp on #saturdaymorning is only made better by the pro players and their fine backsides. #lol #momlife #naptime #niceass

[BelligerentMom @BelligerentMom]

Nothing tops the original. #dirtydancing #Original #jennifergrey