Uranus Alchemist

Great Ape / Godless northern oik / Rock & Metal / Rik Mayall appreciator / Sneering gobshite / Blocked by Ken Ham, Ray Comfort, and Frank Turek

[Uranus Alchemist @Bellpipe41]

Your god is fictional.
The earth is round.
Evolution is fact.
Qanon is batshit.
Vaccines work.
Astrology is bollocks.
Metal rules.

End.

[Uranus Alchemist @Bellpipe41]

@brocflower @roseveniceallan To be fair “the thoughtless man’s thinking man” was Fry’s own phrase.
Whether it was commentary or self-reflection is debatable.

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@lbrownfld @manchestermelly @Captainswoop1 😆🤣😂 You absolute dolt!

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@TembaniNgqeza @BesapLilly I have heard flerfs say that the moon is not real, and is just a projection… though they have never been able to say where and what it is being projected from. 🤷‍♂️

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@rebecca_ryder21 I’ve been busy putting things on top of other things.

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@samifouad @marybaphomet “Not CO2” to “It’s all the CO2” in a heartbeat.
This is genuine gold! 😂

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@IndiaWilloughby Mmmmno! Whatever you think of Rowling, unless I’ve missed some huge news, I doubt she made people’s fortunes by giving them opportunities in exchange for their silence while sexually abusing them.
Calling this “the same logic” is stretching it by some distance.

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@markoftheD Not sure. Are the Wottingers reclusive or incredibly affluent and always on holiday?
Iggle Piggle is a blue punk that lives on a boat where it’s always night, and goes to a night garden where it’s always daytime.
Makka Pakka is clearly awake for days at a time. Drugs?
Crazy show!

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@ScientistMel The asteroid can’t come soon enough.

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@jans_red @marybaphomet DINSDALE!!!

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@DUSKdev Same… except I haven’t seen avengers either.

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@Earth_is_FLAT_ @ReillyOToole1 @JarrodHart @manchestermelly @Captain_EyebaII @marybaphomet @DanielB59756947 @MsHella3000 @AustralisPiper @gazzabiker @doGtheAlmighty @SimonTe53732612 A projection that gives off heat, powers solar panels, and drives all the weather on earth?

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@RightWingCope @hasanthehun Probably the reason for the recent lawsuit against re3 and reVC modders.
Wouldn’t do to have fans getting more care and better quality for free, when you can copy/paste the originals in a new engine, throw on a texture pack, and sell it to gullible punters for $60.

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@DUSKdev ….. Hellraiser shoehorned in to allow the studio to retain the rights. 9 is borderline unwatchable. 10 is better than 5-9 and was written as a Hellraiser movie, but still isn’t great.

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@DUSKdev Putting Pinhead front & centre in 3 was a bad move. He lost his mystique and the cenobites were the worst of any Hellraiser movie.
He does have some decent lines though, and it can be fun in a silly way.
4 is okay in places, but meh. 5-8 started out as other movies and had…..

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@StarStuff_ivan In a few billion years, when the sun runs out of hydrogen, I wonder what the world will be like for Keith.

Maybe he’ll write a song about it. 🤔

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@SadGamerGeek @GeeCowin @helen_spirit1 What?!?! Actually thrown in jail?
Just for saying you’re English?

When did this come in?

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1972 laptop! 🤦🏻‍♂️

@marybaphomet I’m submitting this for ‘Stupidest thing you’ll read today’

[🧘🏿‍♂️🪔 @I_am_Donda]

@AustralisPiper @earthisaglobe @Neladinho @LahVokha @Riddlemethat14 @vxf_63 @benils2108 @Shamase___ @NZerkee @lumekaaveknew @MORENA_BARENA @Rhadebelihle @GattusoRamsh @la_revolucion99 @Rofhiwa_Robz @TCASRA1 Everyone on the Apollo was a photographer? They all dumped footage onto the same laptop and never bothered to check their individual work? 😂1972 was definitely Wild times

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@Ipsofacto123 @marybaphomet Done…. Done Done….. Done Done Done….. Done Done Done Done

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@StevenW44946909 @marybaphomet @BHaasTSD @Dunn7227 @LogicalReterg @robdogthetopdog @badibulgator @Captainswoop1 @VinceGottalotta @PearSpheroid You don’t remember it very well, but you’re sure it explains sunlit cloud bottoms? 😂
What is the point in people trawling through hundreds of tweets when you could just link it?
Could it be that it’s total bollocks by one of the thickest people on twitter?
I strongly suspect so.